Hog Calling Contest

b741
Yeah, well, I'm sweating
And I'm puttin' lipstick on
Happy in mud
I'm going the whole hog

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
b741

Take my gift
It's made of mud
A masterpiece, a work of art
Take back your coin
For I have no use
I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)
But I'm in a puddle (I'm in a puddle)
I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls)
I'm on your back (I made a silk purse)
I made a silk purse from my ears (from my ears)

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
b741

Here piggy, piggy, piggy

Callin' out my battle cry
Tryna find my partner in crime
Tryna woo the sow in the heat
Woo, pig, sooie
I wanna wine and dine you
I want a pearl swine
Here to turn down this bacon to make you mine
Help, hell freezes over

When the fat lady sings 'til she's blue in the face
What if the rabbit eats the king cobra?
Does that mean the turtles win the race?
When pigs fly (when pigs fly)
I'll be on the flight (b741)
We've come a long way from the sty and the farm, son
I'll be flying high first class with my piggy chums

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
b741

I got sweat beading down my spine
That's the feeling of a swine taking off
This flight's gonna crash
And then my hooves start to thrash
And then my teeth start to gnash
Until we hit the ground
There ain't no mud in the sky
And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight b741