Rone vs. Caustic (Title Match)

[Round 1: Caustic]

I said what's up homie? Welcome to your own lobotomy

You may have sent Dirtbag Dan back to local comedy but ain't no one stopping me

We're at World Domination 6, right? The whole globe is watching me

Ain't that about a bitch? Like a Rone biography

I said my dude, I'm honestly happy for you

I thought you'd never be the champ son

Shit, we six bars into this title match and it's already better than the last one

I mean I'm way too advanced son, I can do shit that you've never did

That's why I gotta take his last breath before he get a second wind

I mean I heard you was gonna get personal with me, I must've got in his head

Y'all been begging for a king but instead you got a God in the flesh

You want your style...your style? Is as obvious as it gets

You rap like how bitches baby-talk to their pets

Like, "Oh, you gon' rap like this you think you’ve got it handled

Oh. You gon' talk to Daniel like a cocker spaniel ARF!

Boy I catch you slipping on yo' campus while you flannel

Boy I gotta chopper knock you our your socks and sandals!"

Bitch so don't panic, your punches do no damage

I'll elbow turn your nose into nothing but bone fragments

Body blows, give him a bleeding heart like a hopeless romantic

I'm nomadic, I leave Earth with no hope of going home to my own planet

You my bro Adam, but that don't mean I won't go at him

Throw blows at him, bury him up to his throat and throw stones at him

You get cold feet? I toe tag you

You know that chrome Magnum

But that forehead cro magnon

My bullets hit you ricochet and hit Gully and Organik

I said they keep calling you a king but I think this king needs the boot

I mean honestly this whole chain needs a control+alt+delete and reboot

This guy called me a fucking "weed" man, but I think we can see the truth

I think he's just jealous of the weeds, at least weeds has some roots

I mean my dude, you dressed up like fucking Abraham Lincoln trying to gain some views

And then you rapped about freeing slaves while all the black people tried to escape the room

The craziest shit is

Out of all the angles this lame could use

It's funny you dress like Abe Lincoln but you're the one getting the chain removed

I'm way too smooth, you ain't never been great

Let's face facts Adam I'm already a legend today

But I swear to God the only thing black in your house is electrical tape

He probably calls the cops on his own shadow like, "Stop him, he's getting away."

You're a fucking faggot with no stripes

You wanna gamble but no dice

This fool Adam is so white he won't even reach in his bars

He's had everything handed to him his whole life

I said, he'll out write me and then out white me

You don't want to mess with dude

He's never struggled a day in his life, his parents put him on a pedestal

He's got a top five but no non-white rappers

He's got a tattoo right above his champ stamp that says #AllLivesMatter

He loves chai tea, tai chi

He hates Spike Lee, doing The Right Thing

He loves Skyping, typing, hiking, biking

Third Reiching, evidence hiding, stereotyping, racial profiling

Pretty much any white thing

Homie...you ain't anything like me

You ain't prepped for survival

Cause a year from now, nobody's gonna remember when you went viral

You may have cheated death before with Illmac' but now your destination is final

We can all judge this book by this cover cause the story ends with the title

[Round 1: Rone]

Roney Bae the King, formerly the prince

I call him "cocker spaniel" cause he's always been my bitch

Oh, so you're the super villain career ender

Well I dig that

I heard you even ended a marriage before, well that's a sick stat

But my rhymes change lives too, you doubt my impact?

Have you seen Big T lately? He's 170 with a six pack

World Domination

What? I gotta break him down geographically?

I mean Taiwan fucks with me

I guess I got that Taipei personality

I mean chicas want my Calvin's off

No strap to get my style across

Cause I rap like I got an Eagle that's the size of an albatross

I was whipping the drop Regal that's blacker than Don Cheadle

You're pall bearer, the jaw ring gon' say "shells these are not Beatles"

Do you like your pops leave you

Horror script and the plots evil

And I already killed you once, my stories all got sequels

I'll run up on him like the Rocky steps

Slash him with a hockey stick

I killed him once, I gotta kill him again like he's a zombie flick

But there's no skeletons in my closet so this ain't another body

You're only as good as the dirt you have and you have nothing on me

I mean, I didn't cheat on my girl, not a whore in my house

But not because I have morals, let me just dispel that lie now

And not because of love, let me shoot that right down

I didn't cheat cause I was scared fucking Caustic would find out

Fucking Sherlock Holmes

He bides his time, thinking he's kinda sly

Stealing receipts, checking what I would buy like some kind of private eye

But I got hip to the game quicker, we're not painting the same picture

'kay wigger? There's a difference between a dirt digger and a grave digger

See, you're finished

Well...done, stick a fork him

The mortician, the 28.4 liter Ford engine

The unicorn, I'm Porziņģis in the form with it

I'm Ben Simmons on the floor spinning

A centaur while he's formed shifting but Caustic is just

Light and projection, it's pure physics

You had the same hair-beard combo as every pussy at Coachella

So you can not be hard, it's a simple little fact

Plus you have the same voice as the pig from Toy Story

So it's only right I dump that nickel in his back!

Yo, I'll hit your niece with the braces

Get her tea bagged 'til her teeth snag, I'm her new dentist

You fuck with Juventus I use your team flag as a skeet rag

I'll let the team shag

I could get half of your family tree bag

Your baby mom is 43, does speed and let's her jeans sag

Your baby mom looks like a drag queen, I'll get your queen dragged

Rip his beard off, do his Adam's apple like a speed bag

I don't care if Soul's punch was softer than a fucking bean bag

You got slapped and just stood there just like that shit was freeze tag

I mean, damn, Daniel!

I bet that pussy wet as dam Daniel

That pussy got man handled

He hit it then kick it out he told to go pan handle

Watch me grand stand you

{punching sounds} Van Damme you

{punching sounds} Damn Daniel you don't understand I'm snuffing your man's candle

Watch me back stab you, over and over again like the needle gone on a back tattoo

Check, check, Martin Havlat you

Fold him, zip him, knapsack you

Style on him, Rat Pack you

Whip my phone out, fucking battle and beat him then fucking Snapchat you

But wait, wait, wait, wait

Maybe, keeping it all rappity rap is keeping it too basic

So if I acted how you act, well, how would you take it?

Cause if I was you, I would probably name your girl and call her a hot mess

If I was you, I would take your statements out of context

If I was you, I'd go low and come at your pops next

If I was you, I'd probably blame you for Cadalack Ron's death

I mean, getting high, getting high - Listen to me Caustic! Listen to me Caustic!

Getting high in front of a recovery addict, why would he need that?

I can't believe that

So if I was you, I would probably blame you for his relapse

But I'm not you

I'm not you

I just know my friend would like to hear his name dropped

And I miss him

You miss him too?

Well I'ma put you in the same spot

Rest in peace, that's one

[Round 2: Caustic]

Ooh, he's gonna get personal with me

Oh gee golly wiz, I can't wait

Why don't you go drink some fucking bleach since you think being white's that great

You used to be my right hand man, now you don't deserve my handshake

Game Of Thrones shit, still the King Slayer even though my right hand fake

I said I wish a motherfucker would, I be chopping 'em down

Blocks will come out, I be making Mr. Booblaka Chilaka Boo sounds

When it comes to rapping bitch I've been snapping longer than locker room towels

I'll have you stretched on a table with the doctors around

Just to tell you you ass out like a hospital gown

Oh...so I was walking around thinking like, "Dude

What would make Adam just madder than hell?

What would take all the wind outta his sails."

Then he said, "Well we should mention our girls names."

Well, don't you date that bitch Allison Dale?

Yeah? Why don't you pass the message to that slut and tell her I can excel in every way that Adam has failed

If you look at her pictures, her eyes are sad you can tell

She's so used to having two hands grabbing her tail

And get her asshole impaled by more African males than a packed Attica jail

And that's hard...

You know, that's a hard thing to live up to

But he makes up for it with a strong back rub and a solid "I love you"

He be kissing that bitch on the mouth like it's the love of his life

But deep down he knows he just ain't fucking her right

She's got the Black Snake Moan, she likes a little mud in her pipes

I don't even know why she fucks this guy

He's all types of bitch, he's got red lips and rosy cheeks

Who the fuck you supposed to be? Tyler Swift?

You fucking giant vagina lip

I don't get what part you're not understanding

I don't know any other man in the world that could've called to have a mirror match with a tranny

I mean this is the difference between us

Y'all looking at a glimpse of a genius

But with all these pussy ass feminine little physical features

We all agree, there's No Shame if you decide to get rid of your penis

Well hold on, I got a question

How come every time somebody mentions a time Rone got molested

His face immediately looks like he just got a Botox injection?

Now, it's my chance to get him so, I better get him

I mean, fans love to tell you what you can and can't talk about but you know me, I never listen

They said "It's an automatic loss if you talk about Sandusky or any of his alleged victims."

Well as far as I'm concerned if you getting defensive about getting molested then you probably got fucking molested with 'em

Now I know talking about Sandusky is played but y'all know I got a little something to say

To be honest Adam, I've studied your case

And I'm not saying that being molested makes somebody gay

But...you were on the track team

At any point did you consider just...running away?

Is that not something you would try?

I mean all those years of learning how to take a baton from behind

It's like you learned nothing from the guy

I mean maybe that's why your little album Committed was trash

You haven't dealt with all that shit from your past

Maybe all those Sandusky dicks in your ass changed your pitch when you rap

All those sexual assaults and you never did nothing back?

You got raped by your running coach, no wonder you sound like such a bitch on your tracks

See I like saying shit like that just to watch him get rattled

But if you wanna see some really weird shit, why don't you check out his Complement Battle?

Now, the second I turned it on I knew there was something fucking strange going down out here

But it did answer a long time question

Who's dick do you gotta suck to get a title shot around here?

And then you think and it's just you know, it's just Adam and Patrick

They're always coming up with the wackiest antics

You know, running around Canada, acting like faggots

But that's the part that makes me think somebody really raped you

Maybe you overplay the gay thing to cover up how uncomfortable it actually makes you

So while you were out there pretending to be a couple gay dudes

How about the fact that for all that gay shit you did, Pat never actually paid you?

Aw, this shit just got incredibly real

Aye, he done sucked a dude's dick and didn't even keep up his end of the deal

Adam calling every day and Pat's like, "Don't worry Adam, you getting it still."

And then you took him out to dinner in L.A. and you got fucking left with the bill

That's amazing, my dude Pat, screwed you for two stacks

And you didn't do shit bitch, what part of Philly did they do that?

I mean and I don't blame him, look at Pat, he'd fucking whoop his ass

He wasn't trying to scuffle but he played it like it was an accident but you actually kind of got hustled

I bet you was having Sandusky flashbacks yelling at Pat like, "Why did I trust you?!"

It sucks Adam you just can't help but get fucked by the guys you look up to

I said you either real or you ain't dawg, there ain't no in-between

We ain't cut from the same cloth, I'm tailor made for the game or so it would seem

Cause when it comes to rhyming I'm on top if you know what I mean

You a cup of noodle, I'll peel your lid back just to blow off some steam

Infrared beams look like techno lasers

Dealership maintenance you just met your maker

So now's a good time to go ahead and accept your savior

Before I make the Devil your fucking next door neighbor

I said that's a sign you're a bitch, I ain't here to impress no haters

I said the deuce deuce is a good buy/bye, I protect my paper

In a fair one, you won't fare well, I don't respect yo' gangsta

Plus I got a piece so long it'll catch you later

Bitch

[Round 2: Rone]

Man, that fucking gangsta shit is the weirdest shit I've heard about you

I talked to the rest of the white battle rappers and to be honest

The fellas are getting worried about you

Bro, it's like you can't decide if you're Jamal or Geppetto

An Italian who acts black? Where you from, the Spaghetto?

Talking about this fake drug dealer shit

Selling, copping, never stopping

Bragging 'bout who he sold to, Benny, Robby, Jenny, Johnny

He even made a deal in a Denny's lobby with Hammurabi

Bro, you know who else sold weed before? Fucking everybody!

Bro, my little sister, sold packs of loud shit

You don't hear her bragging 'bout it

My grandma's stylist was packing ounces

Shit, so was my dad's accountant

If you do all this secret illegal shit then why would you tell us?

He's like, "Gangsters move in silence

And did I mention I sell drugs?"

Well, I roof whatever drugs you got

I'm talking crack, pills, heroin

Even if it's legal drugs, I'm talking Advil, Claritin

I'll throw your bitch off the roof like I'm Dan Bilzerian

I'll throw your shoes on the phone line while your man's still wearing 'em

You wife her, I'll snipe her like click click boom, La Di Da Di

She on the patch then I'm Slick Rick smooth

I'll send a photo of the bands then send a dick pic through

That's the chicken and the beef like a McPick 2

But I got a top five reasons you should not rap

Number 1: you are a cable guy for Comcast

You know what? Fuck the list, we can stop flat

Reasons one through five, they are all that

Fucking cable guys deserve a special section of Hell

Where the Devil tortures them sometime between seven and twelve

Fucking Fairy the Cable Guy, our second battle isn't stressing me

But I feel like Matthew Broderick cause the Cable Guy is obsessed with me

So this for every time you said 'five' and showed up after six

This is for every stranger's toilet that you clogged with a massive shit

This is for every shitty operator y'all have ever had talk to me

Every one of them in India who claims they're down the block from me

Fucking cable companies are an inherently un-American symbol

Comcast runs a Monopoly and you just play the thimble

So I want remunerations for dealing with your faggot shit

So after I beat you, you're hooking me up with all of the sports packages

You know what? Fuck all the sports packages

I don't want sports packages let me be more accurate

I want the porn packages

Fucking Skinemax? Gimme that

Bunny Ranch? I fucks with that

He's already asked but here's something you should know about me now

If I can't have battle rap I will burn it to the ground

I mean, Dizaster's been ducking me like I'm not in that class

Dizaster's been ducking me like some kind of Math class

I heard Tay Roc run his mouth, how is he a threat?

Bro, I would take care of Roc like a Chia Pet

Bro, I would take care of Roc like a PG vet

Bro, I would take care of Roc like a vet PG

I whip Roc like Nash when he's MVP

I would get rid of Roc like it's NBD

I'll 30 Roc like the studios at NBC

And y'all might think I'm losing focus, but maybe you should know this

Before the battle I Instagram'd evidence that he doesn't write his own shit

So log onto @adamferrone to read every word now

Or just wait, cause we'll get into it in that third round

[Round 3: Caustic]

Yo, you mentioned my homie Ron...I swear to God I'm a writer

Bitch I could check this dick and feel nothing, I'm like Bonnie Godiva

They said, "Caustic, did you see Day 1? 'Cane was snapping."

I was like, "Yeah, yes. But all his good lines were about me so I guess he still needs Caustic bars to get a major reaction."

I said, oh you didn't buy nothing right, 'Cane?

What the fuck were you paying for when you made the transaction?

You know what? You can just walk around with this L but I guess Stranger Things have happened

I said my dude came

It was three years I was hoping that you'd change

But you're still the same bum begging for bars with loose change

I said you still got your mouth wrapped around another dude's name

You're like a shamed Olympian blaming the steroids for the poor decisions that you made

I said, Al can fucking blow me

At this point Al owes me some alimony

Acting like I snitched on somebody, no I just alerted my actual homie

About some fucking stranger who didn't pay me the fucking full amount that he owes me

But I'm no angle though

We've all gotten a couple bars along the way, you know?

But shit if we wanna talk about the ratio

I don't need a bunch of Facebook conversations posted to tell you what I gave to Rone

Oh...did you forgot?

When we were out there in England?

Don't Flop for the weekend

You couldn't finish your rounds cause you was too busy drinking

I gave you a whole round for Youthoracle right in front of you without even blinking

You're like, "Hey, thanks Caustic I'm sorry I choked. But you don't write how I be normally speaking

But hey it'd be cool if we could keep this our little secret."

Awww, you little fucking faggot dude

Aye, you mad at me?

What about a week before your battle with T

And didn't have much help to give you but I did give you a little something, didn't I, you manatee?

[Rone]

Never

[Caustic]

Never?

I mean imagine me

Bunch of people get credit for my writtens

But I can tell you like this, I've taken a lot less than I've given

So whoever's feeding you your information is telling you some fucking fiction

And besides, Erik Foreman helped you write this whole fucking battle so what's the fucking difference?!

No?

See, if you look at his name it'll prove that he's a hypocrite in the long run

Cause he likes to sit around and call people frauds even though you R-one

I said I know who I am, these battlers should have a natural fear

But this is your second title match

I've had bars in title matches for the last three and half years

And if you're confused, you think that shit is weird

And you don't think that shit is actually true

Then why aren't you taking a second and ask half of the fucking battlers in this room

But it's Rone!

It's Rone who they've given me

He composes it like a symphony

He's simply, says simple things a bunch of filler schemes and similes

But he hides it behind this whiny high pitched delivery

So you can't tell he's the least quotable rapper in King Of The Dot history

I mean every since you became a little mini-celebrity

You think you got all the answers like that guinea from Jeopardy

I'm sick of this fucking rich dickhead kid disrespecting me

The only privileged I ever had in my life was a fifth of Hennessy

And after I finish that I'm gonna find your little sister Stephanie

And dig her the fuck out like a hysterectomy

See him and Erik Foreman have been on the internet instant messaging

Desperately trying to discredit me

To make me lose I swear to God they'll do anything

But, I've got enemies

Got a lot of enemies but both you faggots 'bout to get the same vasectomy

But since you're a man of education let's look at it scientifically

You lost momentum while I gave it a simple transfer of energy

Cause if you break it down to the chemistry

Your volume to the masses doesn't have any density

Cause even in the most basic of matters

You just can't trust Adams cause they make up everything

[Rone]

You're a liar, bro, you're a liar

[Caustic]

I'm a liar? I'm a liar? That's your observation?

The best you got is a 2012 Photoshop conversation?

Suck a fucking dick, that shit is fucking finished

You're supposed to be a fucking champion, now you out here coming with gimmicks

Dude that shit is fucking actually true

If you were a real fucking champion you would've showed up to the event and interacted with fans like champions do

Your trend ended before you started, you're the Ed Hardy of battling dude

Dude, I was gonna retire after I won this shit

That's some shit I thought I never would say

I was just gonna take the chain and left y'all for dead

Then I thought about it, is that really how this legend will end?

Then I said, fuck it

I'd rather stay and break Pat's record instead!

Let's go!

[Round 3: Rone]

So this is not a regular battle round

You know, a verse on his weaknesses

So fuck a crowd, fuck a crown, these are personal grievances

So let's not mince words

You missed your first battle with Big T cause you were hungover from some bad coke

On Friday you're doing great, the next day you can't go

Once the fans had their money paid and that's why you're fucking fake

Cause you were in Chicago at the venue but couldn't go because a tummy ache?

Bro, what the eff is that?

How is he your expecting champ when he might miss any heavy scratch from a bout of the menstrual cramps?

Fuck losing any respect, mine for dude didn't exist

Cause I did the same drugs and was fine, your immune system's a bitch

But the very worst thing from the scene from that night

Worse than Mr. Free Drugs being a fiend for that white

Is your slogan, "Free Drugs"

I was believing the hype

And then I watched you pay for those shitty drugs at a fucking premium price

I mean, what happened to the slogan, dawg? I really believed that

When I say "Grandmom's favorite grandson," ask my grandmom, I really mean that

But yo, there's something bigger about your fame that has driven me insane

How you made your whole name off of ghostwriting for Arcane

But behind the scenes us battlers know you in a different way

You are the most notorious recipient of shared bars in the game

Oh y'all want names?

Y'all want names?

Fresco never gave you bars?

Fredo never gave you bars?

Frank Stacks never gave you bars?

D-Lor never gave you bars?

Fucking Reverse Live never gave you bars?

Fucking Real Deal never gave you bars?

Bro, fucking Marvwon never gave you bars?

Madness never gave you bars?

Bro, and that's the ones I know, imagine ones I don't

Imagine all his secrets if that's the stuff he shows

I mean the first time he called me for bars we weren't even bros then

It was against fucking Roosevelt and that was back in '010

It's really just incredible what he does behind the scenes

I watched five battlers give him bars for Mr. 13

Vers' Arsonal, Chedda Cheese, every battle it's obscene

Last year vers' Big T it was full four bar schemes

And you still skipped the battle after I directly gave you bars

So stop lying you are not genius that you claim you are

Battles on 24 hours notice really aren't that exciting for him

When you realize he probably has like 24 people writing for him

I mean, fucking getting bars, burning bridges, that just shows he's a selfish guy

His slogan "Free Drugs" that explains his health's decline

But after all his snitching it was on himself this time

Cause Mr. Free Drugs has always needed someone else's lines

And the way you vilified Arcane when you are ten times the cheater

That's like getting ethic lessons from fucking Carlos Mencia

Go and get your ghostwriters I guarantee they're not enough

Oh you write your own shit? Yeah so does Melania Trump

I said you really can't compare duke

I say shit they're scared to

You dig dirt, find someone that's written for me, I fucking dare you!

Bro, this is for all that bad karma you built up

All that cattiness displayed

Because all of that bad karma that comes back to you TODAY

So I hope you get STDs to what you said to Q-Shinobi

Based on what you said to K, I hope you lose one of your closest homies

For what you said to Caddy I wish you dope scared veins

And your mom deserves to die for what you said about Arcane

Based on Soul, I hope your girl moves away, far from you

From Jeff, I hope she cheats, just to make it hard from you

From Ex-I I hope you know the guy

And just to make it horrible

I hope it's one of your best friends from what you said to Arsonal

I hope they run a train on her from what you said to Cortez

I hope she gets a restraining order from what you said to Megadeath

Then I hope you get back together and the two of you have babies

And I hope that fucking kid's retarded from what you said to Matt Daley

Bro, you are a rat and a snake

That's just how I see him

This is bigger than rap beefing, both coasts or regions

So I'm not lobbying for a win and I don't care if you believe it

But any league where he's the champ isn't one I want to be in