Rone vs. Marv Won

[Round 1: Rone]

So Emmitt Smith is how I cut at you, but I don't need a .22

I'm here to take a dump on you and blame it on the stomach flu

I am here to flummox you

Really bring the thunder through

You'll get finished like this basement

WHICH BY THE WAY IS WONDERFUL!

Yeah, I brought my manners today

So fuck what he's rapping about

Marvin, take notes, that's how you compliment the man of the house

But I can steal any bitch he's with

By saying, "Your man's impotent"

Simpletons bag Simpletons

I'm taking that idiot

She's gonna have fingerprints right on her damn clitoris

She'll get the hardwood like this flooring

WHICH BY THE WAY IS MAGNIFICENT!

I let that musket cock for that mustard rock

Cornwall to this cornball and he's husking stocks

I'll get your onion rocked and your funion popped

One week prep, I'm spitting gibberish and it's fucking hot

I got a coffin for this pussy, but that's just a box

Fuck a domey, I got homies

We ain't slumping shots

One will slump his ribs, another slumps his top

You can find out if the white man can jump or not

I mean, what are you supposed to be Marvin?

One of those new scary rappers?

Just a human

What are you supposed to be? One of those new scary rappers?

Your pay grades are low by tooth fairy standards

Your whole squad gets gwap like blueberry ranchers

You couldn't get on in Detroit if you blew Barry Sanders

You know what he gets credit on?

The Internet and message boards

You know what he doesn't get credit on?

His fucking credit score!

But I'm not a shooter like Tony Parker

It's not on safety like Roman Harper

But I am here to fuck up the game like I'm Joey Crawford

So I marvel at the fact they thinking Marv is marvelous

You are nothing but a comic and not the type that Marvel is

This will be Greek to you, but I am the Spawn of Artemis and Spartacus

I find Achilles heels and rip through tendons and the cartilage

And that's exactly why Rone's here

So you don't wanna go there

This is a lovely environment for a sleepover

But you finna leave your soul here

[Round 1: Marv Won]

So it's Marv versus...the hard hitting poet

So now y'all can watch the poet get hit hard

I'm sneezing on all the Halloween candy Rone

I'm giving you nothing but sick bars

I bet you got a lot of jokes about my weight

Probably how I'm wider than six cars

And that hurts

Because fat people make gym appointments

It's just you know, life happens and sometimes we miss ours

But who are you to judge me?

Roney baby the prince soon to be the king

If you had a kid I'd punch Roney's baby in the face

Because I know he wouldn't do a thing

Except call the law

There's not a cop that Roney wouldn't ring

He could be playing tee ball

Bases loaded, no outfielders and Roney still wouldn't swing

I'm not judging him...it's cool

He's just not that type of guy

He likes trucker hats and Pabst Blue Ribbon

He's American as apple pie

Damn...somebody said "pie"

Wait, wait, wait. I did. My bad

Well fuck it, I'll take a slice al la mode

I'm like a Mexican moving company

For the right price I'll unload

Keep thinking I'm the actor...until you find yourself trying out for the role

I'm heartless

I'll leave you brainless with this metal

Take your courage and ease on down the road

I'm lying/lion

I would never want to seal my friend's fate

What I look like putting hands on Rone?

Do I work at Penn State?

He be like, "Look, Jerry touched me. Okay? He rarely fucked me

And on the times that he did, it was cheeses and wine and soft music

He made me feel very lucky"

And I'm like, "Rone. You grown

You can like what you like

But to me that seems fairly yucky"

That's when he snaps like, "SHUT UP, YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!

I CAN TELL THAT JERRY LOVED ME!"

So dig it, I apologize to everybody who got killed in the fray

We gon' take our time breaking Adam/atom down simply because Rone wasn't built in a day

[Round 2: Rone]

So let's address the elephant in the room

Another fat person to battle?

Are y'all fucking with me?

I don't get it

What kind of monster do you want me to be?

It's like you're serving him up to me like a slob on a paper plate

But I swear to God I'm trying to be a good person

And I'm not going to take the bait

So guess what...I think it's great that you're fat

You made a style from it

No, I think it's really fucking awesome man,  you should be proud of it

I mean, you shown in the right shirt and you're probably looking hench

And I bet it's way more comfortable for you to sit on a wooden bench

You have a shelf for all of your snacks

Your cup can sit on your gut

And I bet you're way more comfortable through all the wintery months

I mean, girls want to hug you...you got that teddy bear effect

You smell nice

Anytime you wanna jerk off you can look down and stare at a pair of tits

I mean, you can wear fucking sweat pants on any day that you pick

And I heard that being fat provides much needed energy when you're sick

I bet you're proud of your...wait/weight

I'm getting a text

It said, "Fuck him. Don't give him any respect."

Of all the enemies threats, well you're the heaviest yet

So I'm gonna cut through all the fat and I'm get at his neck

Back when he was a kid

He used to beg for a ride and never went

Couldn't fit on the pegs of a bike

On roller coasters, you can't fit your legs on a ride

Marvin, your body shaped like an egg on its side

Think about it. Think about it for a second. It's huge

I mean every word I udder about your udders

Your gut don't make you gutter

You are the average fat guy

You have a cookie cutter cookie cutter

You're like a snowman come to life in flesh and blood

MarvWon, one what? One metric ton?

Beside your pair of D's, you're good at parodies son

But I got a pair of D's for you...a pair of deez nuts!

I mean, you have an online battle that's filmed against Eminem

You look like you've been eating M&M's since like you trying to get revenge

Bro, MarvWon of the Fat Killers, we're not believing in your group

And I'ma bring this shit full circle in a meaty little loop

Every fat person I done battled I done beat them 'til they're blue

So who's more of a fat killer? Is it me or is it you?

[Round 2: MarvWon]

Oh hard hitting poet

You sound so intelligent when you rap

No, like I really mean that

Like honestly so eloquent when you snap

You sound smooth

Your opponents don't even see you setting them a trap

You so conservative I bet you have a tattoo of an elephant on your back

That's because he's republican and he hates black people

When I first got the word that Rone wanted to battle me

I was shook like, "Why?"

We saw the footage

We all know he don't do Goodz against niggas with personalities

But here you are

You get the looks we don't

And I'm not sure if I can handle that

You are the poster boy for white privilege

You are the Christian Laettner of battle rap

Rone, you are so white that I bet you enjoyed the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop

You so white that you go to the Sadie Hawkins dance

And afterwards you take your dates to the malt shop

You are so white you tell bill collectors you don't have the money and the calls stop

You so white that at sleep overs I bet you gave your Indian friends the blankets with the smallpox

We not the same Rone

I grew up around kids we sold drugs and bust guns

You grew up around people who's dads made the drugs my friends sold and had trust funds

Your life has been one big party

Well now you got a plus one

So when you see this rapper get choked and stuntered

Don't mistake him for Lush One

Now I'm showing up

I'm show boating

Rone, I'm up one

You're a bad leprechaun

You've lost your clover and your rabbit's foot

It's looking like your lucks done

I'm up here preaching beloved

I'm feeling like Loaded Marv Lux Won

And since you my man

The box that I put you in I guarantee will be a plush one

Again

I want to apologize to everybody I killed in the the fray

I'ma take my time breaking down Adam/Atom down

Simply because Rone wasn't built in a day

[Round 3: Rone]

Yo, I thought that was a cool ass verse

How you talked about how you got guns

But let me remind you real quick

This is hip hop and this is not fun

Whenever I test my pupil

All his attempts are futile

At worst you're a dead broke son of a bitch

At best you're frugal

And there's a formula to beat you

[?] left a loophole

Like a five hole goal on a wrister from Jeffrey Lupal

See you have no haymakers when you throw

So what you call dat?

And if you can't score a knockout you ain't all dat

You never try nothing big cause it'll fall flat

It's like a 15 round fight and fucking all jabs

It's like a big trip to nowhere dawg, we just get bored

It's like walking all the way around the block just to get next door

But y'all done let me out my cage and set me on this gay

Little customer as prey

Just to crush him as a stage

Marv the one trick pony, I don't have to check the tape

Dawg, we can tell you're boring just by looking at your name

If you were a flavor you'd be plain

If you were a horse you'd be lame

If you were a tee you'd be gray

If you were a color you'd be beige

I mean, bro, every verse of yours the same

No type of aggression, timid and tepid

Sprinkling a basketball reference

What up Marvin?

You my dude so I'ma put you onto the plot

You gon' need some sunscreen and a beach towel

Cause this shit's finna be hot!

I mean...

They love it!

They love it in New Hampshire!

They love me in New Hampshire!

After this, I'll be taking shots

But you gonna need some novacane

You will get straight flushed and I'm not talking poker games

Watch how easy it is to post a Greg Ostertag

The little sisters of the poor versus Notre Dame

Or Lois Lane versus Roman Rains

You better ensure that he's insured

I am not what you call safe

I'm talking State Farm

Farmers, Progressive or All State

How I do this shit? All day

The Kanye of this ball game

It's like the world is trying to give me the King Of The Dot chain

You see Roney Bay the Prince, big or the small stage

Roney Bay the Prince and I'm going high octane

I feel like the golden boy, I feel like the prom king

You see the prince on everything like black lights on a crime scene

So am I afraid of over saturation?

Like they might relegate the kid

Less than a year ago I had former mentors telling me to quit

I read the message and bristled, about as pissed as can be

And I said from them, "Fuck everybody" I do this shit for me

And I love the grind

You can find me where the work is

I love the repetition

I love feeling nervous

I am terrified to fail

I run from mediocrity

There's no amount of adoration or adulation that's enough for me

Not my favorite actors and artists saying they fuck with me

Not NBA players, that's seven footers looking up to me

Fuck everybody, I don't need any pals

But Roney going solo up north to deep in the south

And you gon' learn some shit about me if y'all keep me around

They stick their head up in my business and I'ma leave with a scalp

Let's go baby

[Round 3: MarvWon]

Rone...why you hate fat people so much?

Honestly, what did we do to you?

Did we bully you in the hallway?

At school did we take your lunch from you?

Did we catch your bitch's eye?

Did one of us take your boo from you?

It's gotta be something personal

Because the way you focus on another man's size is unusual

I think it's simply because you're malnutritioned and pal you tripping

He ain't 'bout that life

I said, "Rone, you wanna see this new cal?"

And he said, "Who, Ripkin?"

I said, "No."

I said, "Rone man, don't fuck with that bitch she a snake."

He said, "Who? Plissken?"

I said, "If we beefing I put my animals on his roof."

He said, "Oh, Blistkin"

I said, "Roney he do not want to rumple."

He said, "Stiltskin?"

I said, "Nah man I got these two nines. This pair is shooting."

He said, "Hilton?"

See Roney, I could've talked how that K work

Or that forty blam, but you are a means to an end

I just took this battle to go to Story Land

Oh, no New Hampshire reaction? That's crazy. Three people from New Hampshire here. Nobody from New Hampshire here. I thought the roof was gonna come off. Nobody here from New Hampshire

Roney, I'm always around the big shots

I'm like a Robert Horry fan

And you? Your novelty is starting to wear off

You really starting to bore me fam

See you? You a flash in the pan

So here's your laugh in advance, you fucking comedian

I don't have to ask where you stand

Because I know you will literally show your ass

To anybody who got some cash in they hands

If they flashing some grands

Then it seems you will adapt to they plans

I'm not getting it

I'm a serial killer, no Fruit Loops, I'm hard in this bitch

I'm looking like Minnesota Luke's boots

It's easy to be Jedi when you fucking with the Yoda

No E. Farrell when I give you these cans I'm not giving you a soda

And if I'm giving you a soda, fuck it, it might as well be grape

King Kong of this battle shit, now you dealing with an ape

It's incredible how you have a models body with an old lady's face

(That's that Bruce Jenner shit)

[Rone]

It's Caitlyn Jenner. It's Caitlyn Jenner. Show some respect. Show some goddamn respect

[MarvWon]

It's incredible how you have a models body with an old lady's face

And I promise it's not poo when I start shooting you the ape

(This is all freestyle. Charlie Clips style.)

I say Jakki, I know it's your birthday

But you must be crazy dude to think that Rone can beat me

And I just bought them .380's through and the last thing he gon' see is that D over that navy blue like

There's a baby in here you should probably give him some baby food