Fresco vs. Rone

[Round 1: Rone]

So since the color white was invented

There have been few things that are whiter than this

Battles like this through the history of time

This is the reason that whiteness exists

You quit battle rap cause you couldn't take when people called you gay

Which ironically, just might be your gayest move to date

But now you back for a chapter verse a natural disaster

Who's finna set your hair right back on a platter

But you ain't come to battle cats and massacre rappers

You back cause this the only place in the world where you actually matter

So you think that you're chic

I just think you're cheeks

You a overbearing, make up wearing, video-game geek

So fuck whoever told you that you're special or unique

Son, I put on a clinic, you put on Clinique

You try to stray from the gay image, but put cream where your face is?

I hope you like cosmetics, cause medics is what it's taking

I face scrubs, scrape em'

You aloof I'm amazing

Fresco's girl couldn't take it but Fresco's ex fully ate it/exfoliated

And you don't eat, like bitch for real

Not even oranges, you just sniff and peel

Instead of skipping rope, he's just skipping meals

Like, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!

And it's got me a bit perturbed

So give me a tick to learn

How you got Smither's mannerisms and the body of Mr. Burns?

And plus the sizes he picks are all tiny as shit

He fucking stays in S&M like he likes to be whipped

He tried to raise a fist against me, but couldn't ball one up to make it

So I tried to break bread with him, he wasn't strong enough to break it

So I hope, no, I pray that ya'll doubt me

Cause I'm the rapping Dwayne Chapman, I will take your dog bounty

My squad rowdy, so act up or even talk loudly

And you'll get snapped like Dan (Campa?) but then spiked like Gronkowski

Grind Time, URL, King Of The Dot is nothing

Any league I battle in I guarantee I crush 'em

Fresco gonna need a fresh coat of paint if he really wanna think that he's stuntin'

And I only talk to bosses; so end of discussion

I am the devil, from Philadelphia

That American beast, so it's apparent that he pales comparing to me

But if you ain't scared to compete, then prepare to be beat

But if I really wanna fuck with him, I'll just cut his hair in his sleep

[Round 1: Fresco]

Now, people that don't like URL, have really been showing love for Rone

Cause he knows how to keep us white people in our comfort zone

He reassures us that we're hip, with every verse he completes

And reminds us that the mixture of guns with puns is too urban and street

I let it peel, so tell them fruits, I got the juice, you can invite em' and see

Like, peel? Fruit? Juice? Vitamin C?

If that makes you uncomfortable you're as white as can be

So if URL is just gun talk and reaching for wordplay

Then I guess King Of The Dot must be light saber fights and revealing your birthday

Like, you were born on April 25th and this year it's a Thursday

And since it's your golden birth I'll talk about the all-time high price of gold in a nerd way

No I won't, but if you're the golden boy with a thole

See Rone in warrior mode, and be wild fired in here like that Roman Warrior show

And I know he's saying some corny jokes, but you know I got them punchlines in plenty the cornucopia flow, whoa

And since I'm white, I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you

Matrix kick you, make you think a fucking spaceship hit you

You found your Dad's gay porn mags and now he's angry with you

Cause you left a stain on every page you flipped through in the April issue

You want a good showing tonight so I don't care if you're laughing

You can't beat me if it's here/hair, you would swear I was Sampson

I'd have to go off the head in his hometown to be fair when I'm rapping

So at this stage he just tryna top himself like Marilyn Manson

But you're not like Marilyn for the rest of it

So my bad if that's a diss to dude

That comparison's just a testament to how Adam had some ribs removed

Then God made the tree, you tried to shoot him a prayer

Cause what price would you pay to eat the fruit it could bare

I take the absolute value from the root of the square

And send him to a higher power when I cube it from there

Some day you'll get divorced but still in love with your ex-wife

Even though she take your money and only let you have sex twice

Then she'll whisk away to Mexico and crash and die on that Express flight

And reincarnate in her next life as my flesh-light

Splash!

[Round 2: Rone]

So he wanted to hear some fuckin' gun bars from me, so I got you bro

Next time I see you, I'mma be clappin'; The AR!

Next time you see me? I'mma be clappin'; The AR!

Now folks at home be like Rone just hit this cat with the same bar

Yeah but god damn when he rapped it he came hard!

So we know this man is a mixture

But what we have to consider

Is he a fag or a hipster?

Is he a ma'am or a mister?

Is he the 6th Backstreet Boy or the 4th Kardashian sister?

Well if you get it twisted I'll throw your man in a twister

I'm here to splatter a Fresco and knock it off of its fixture

You shouldn't have to draw conclusions my resume's off the Richter

Me and the illest traded bars, that should paint you a picture

And I see you try to talk to broads dog and all of your game is awful

Plus you softer than making nachos with Jonathan Leguizamo's

No, you softer than taking pics in the mirror with Taylor Swift

While the two of you trading tips on how both of you paint your tips

You take a girl out for drinks, and see that she stays slurping

Gets her so fucked up she's not even the same person

Finds her passed out in bed and he still got his game working like

Don't say anything if you're awake... OK perfect

You wish that you were gangster, everything you do is prison rules

If you got locked up, you'd be walking around like, Prison Rules!

You get fucked up, cause you don't even know what fitness is about

You'd be better off fitting this dick in your mouth

Fucking fashion forward? You couldn't fashion four words against me

Handsome? You'd probably rather hand some dude your testes

You think you're up on fashion but none of your shit is hot

But I'll suit him up with a 2-piece that'll probably get him dropped

You better stay in pocket square or you'll have to split from The Dot

He won't ever make the card again whether he wins or not

So fuck a Fresco, find me an opponent that's worthy

They call him Fresco clean I just did Fresco dirty

[Round 2: Fresco]

Rone, I've heard your CD, and not to be mean

But most of them tracks were open ass on a copy machine

I haven't even fucking heard half your stupid album yet

Cause I had to cut it off once you started rapping through the alphabet

A while back you and I had a similar fan base

But you ain't hold up over time, I had shit that can translate

I can tell he a bitch from the grip of his handshake

And he's corny as Mac Lethal when flipping a pancake

And he's softer than making omelets with Jonathan Taylor-Thomas

If we started comparing bars, it would probably make him vomit

So you could watch me 5 years ago and rediscover bars you didn't get

You watch a Rone battle 1 time it's like, this is it!

So we'd rather see Dan Aykroyd act

Than hear that frat boy rap

That got you coming out of pocket like an Android app

You're actually too soft to be in a frat

You'd probably show up for the paddlings and leave after that

So no one on Fraternity Row has ever heard of you bro

I just call you a frat boy after courtesy though

I should dump a can on him like Fraternity hoes

And leave Adam stretched out like maternity clothes

He tried to buy his friends with weed, but look how far it gets you

Cause after every runny nose he ends up looking soft as tissue

It's like he's trying to smoke you up

But he's trying to convince you, like you gotta smell these buds bro

Look at all these crystals!

He's still trying to prove to his girl that he's dedicated

So when he take her to the club he the designated

Buying test tube shots and all type of drinks

I just hit it once and got her open like a hyperlink

Y'all are saying that Rone's good? That's very fake

Cause he softer than two straws in a raspberry shake

So you could keep typing your little raps til your Blackberry break

Cause you ain't even that good like Salisbury Steak

So why the fuck you even think I wanna battle Rone?

His whole style getting old; camera phone

But ya'll been gassing Rone up; and that alone

Is why I'm going for the belt; Daddy's home

Splash!

[Round 3: Rone]

He's such a narcissist

(This is gross, this is disgusting, just so you know)

He's such a narcissist that he jerks off and rubs it into his pores

I guess that gives a new meaning to being self-absorbed

If someone compliments me I just think the homie's being nice

Or if it's a girl I might try and throw the bitch some pipe

If someone compliments you, it'll wholly switch your night

You'll whip out a mirror like, holy shit you're right

I took him to the strip club, tried distracting the little guy

He ignored the girls and stared at his own reflection the whole time

I fucking tried to take him to a house party, even that shit didn't help

Found him in the bathroom sending dick-pics, to himself

You've never had a manly moment, drunk or sober

You try to change a flat-tire, it'll backfire and you'd get run-over

You probably never played sports in your whole life bitch

You probably dribble like this, and throw like this

But you're confident here, because first off you're a nerd god in a word spar

And you're talented, so you think you should win from the first bar

But all this I just write the night before shit will get you murked dog

Because hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard

You've always fucking been privileged, it's not like he needs money

But being that skinny you'd think that he'd at least be hungry

You like a whip from 2027, maybe better condition

Not because you're futuristic, but cause you've never been driven

You live in a mean-girl teen-world, if I could be brutally honest

Instead of just settle disputes like a man, you using rumors and gossip

And maybe buddy is just being funny, it's all that he's using to rock with

But if your humor is really that dark, I can find you a tomb or a coffin

And then you use these gun bars, right? These gun bars

I'm thinking hell no son

The only time you pull the trigger is when you make your self throw up

Sonny, I'll be blunted as the back of a machete

Anthony Coletti ain't bangin' with the dessy

But I got tomato sauce to splatter your spaghetti

If you want it with a monster well you clashin' with the Yeti

So you want war? It's on, no fucking torture barb

My Qur'an is drawn and more are armed

The napalm we were pourin' on soarin' on

Omarion verse a four alarmed mortar bomb

You a foot speed dweeb my mind is V8 fast

This a freaking shot of whiskey verse a V8; Splash!

[Round 3: Fresco]

Now I don't wanna bring this up, but fuck it I did

Y'all remember that coach from Penn State who got caught fuckin' them kids?

Well check this out; "My name is Adam Ferrone. And I was coached by Mr. Jerry Sandusky

And I'm holding this anatomically correct doll to show you where this man touched me."

What the fuck you think we just forgotten your past?

How you ran track at Penn State, were at the top of your class?

And Sandusky hand picked you for a scholarship pass

So that battle in New York wasn't the first time DNA got in your ass

Now that's speculation, that's just speculation

So let's backtrack a bit, you went to St. Josephs Prep and Penn State and you ran track and shit

Sandusky coached at both those schools while you were there

And that fact's legit

And you keep trying to deny it but that has to quit

I think he might of had his eye on you since you were barely 12

He'd ask you to play truth or dare and do the carousel

Well he definitely knew your parents and your teachers

Cause that's why you were scared to tell

So at the very least Rone, you knew him very well

So let's say you possibly weren't raped cause you stopped him at third base

Well it's still gay as fuck it got that far in the first place

Picture him and Jerry in a sophomore dorm

Getting his legs rubbed down like a soft-core porn

He bought you new track shoes and you even got your own blocks

He'd treat you like an old friend then treat you like an old sock

When the news came out about him, you felt sad and alone

Depressed and dejected and wouldn't answer your phone

People on Twitter hit him up like, I heard you got molested man what's happening Rone?

And you responded like, "I'd appreciate it if everyone would leave my family alone

Whaaaaaat? That sounds like something someone who got molested would say

I bet you shed a couple tears when he got arrested that day

It just makes me feel bad that you were disrespected this way

But you just feel bad you didn't get to go the rest of the way