Murky Water Cafe

Settled in with my Bodice-Ripper

Haven't been able to stop thinking of you

Just like it’s going out of style

Like there's no tomorrow

Free Wi-Fi come on down

Down in the murky water

Hanin' low at the Murky Water Café

Follow me in the murky water

Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

Where the rubber hits the road

On the quadraphonic shitshow

Along comes another Aha moment

One more heart slash head full of torment

Free Wi-Fi come on down

Down in the murky water

Hanin’ low at the Murky Water Café

Follow me in the murky water

Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

Got a little slice of life

Sometimes I'm even toast of the town

Picked out the hunk of the King Cake

The one where the baby, got to wear the crown

We're emojifying our every move

It's painting bad pictures in my head

Like the crocodile in the bathtub

So very very hard to ignore

Free validation come on down

Down in the murky water

Hangin' low at the Murky Water Café

Follow me in the murky water

Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

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