Lads Lads Lads

Wifebeater vest in a local pub
Smashing all their empty glasses looking for some fun
Running off testosterone, wife and kids stay at home
I'll tell you when I've had enough

Wifebeater vest, swing for a punch
'Cause the man at the bar was wearing makeup
"You think you've got a problem? Come see me
I'm a real man, and I'll knock you into next week"

Kings of the high street, looking for some fresh meat
Man the fuck up, there's gays to bash
Get out my face, you fucking snowflake
'Cause I'm out with the lads, lads, lads, lads

Wifebeater vest, hedging their bets
Identity revolves around pints and Crystal Palace
Running off testosterone, wife and kids stay at home
I'll tell you when I've had enough

Wifebeater vests, passing the blame
"You can say what you want, but she came on to me mate"
Those statements are alleged, don't leave drinks unattended
Another grey area, here's to the weekend!

Kings of the high street, looking for some fresh meat
Man the fuck up, there's gays to bash
Get out my face, you fucking snowflake
'Cause I'm out with the lads, lads, lads, lads

Kings of the castle, pissing on the barstools
Cornered her in the bathroom, but you can't prove that
Of course I was offended, his fingernails were painted
And I'm out with the lads, lads, lads, lads

Kings of the castle, pissing on the barstools
Cornered her in the bathroom, but you can't prove that
Of course I was offended, fingernails were painted
And I'm out with the lads, lads, lads, lads

Kings of the castle, pissing on the barstools
Cornered her in the bathroom, but you can't prove that
Of course I was offended, fingernails were painted
And I'm out with the lads, lads, lads, lads

'Cause I'm out with the lads, lads, lads, lads