Be Kind To Me

[Verse 1]

Told you once and I told you twice:

Why be mean when you can be nice?

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misery?

[Verse 2]

I hardly feel like a mustard seed

Because your love is what I need

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misery?

[Verse 3]

I’m the ace of hearts and she’s my queen

The best old girl you've ever seen

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misery?

[Interlude]

[Verse 4]

I told you, child, when you were sixteen

I wanted you, girl, to be my queen

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misery?

[Verse 5]

A bullfrog sitting on a lily pond

And I was holdin' her in my arms

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misery?

[Verse 6]

I call you on the telephone

Tell me why you’re never home

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misery?

[Outro]

Woo

Come on, be kind to me!

Can’t you see I’m in misereeeeeeeey?