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I came home today and you had rearranged all the furniture

And you had changed your name

And I'd never seen you wear that pin-striped shirt before

And then I realized, I was in the wrong house

In this picture, there's a big blank piece of paper and I'm saying: Sign it

Go ahead. It's blank. What have you got to lose?

And the sun's coming up and you still haven't signed it and I keep saying:

Sign it. Sign it

I'm going to draw a picture and I'm going to put in an eight-lane superhighway and I'm going to draw you on it in an old jalopy

And then I'm going to draw a whole fleet of Mack trucks bareling along the highway with their brights on

And then I'm going to draw a flat tire on the jalopy and then I'm going to draw the whole jalopy in X-ray to show that you've got no gas

He said: You can take my money. You can take my life

You can take my gun. You can take my wife

But just make sure that when you do--you take grandma too

Hey! That sounds great! That sounds really good!

Just don't put my name on it, OK?

Take my name off it, all right?

Well I wish they all could be California girls