From the Air

Good evening. This is your Captain

We are about to attempt a crash landing

Please extinguish all cigarettes

Place your tray tables in their

Upright, locked position

Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees

Captain says: Put your head in your hands

Captain says: Put your hands on your head

Put your hands on your hips. Heh, heh

This is your Captain – and we are going down

We are all going down, together

And I said: Uh oh. This is gonna be some day

Standby. This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time. And this is the record of the time

Uh – this is your Captain again

You know, I've got this funny feeling I've seen this all before

Why? Cause, I'm a caveman

Why? Cause, I've got eyes in the back of my head

Why? It's the heat. Standby

This is the time. And this is the record of the time

This is the time. And this is the record of the time

Put your hands over your eyes. Jump out of the plane

There is no pilot. You are not alone. Standby

This is the time. And this is the record of the time

This is the time. And this is the record of the time