The Crunge

[Spoken Intro]

"Do you want to take it away, John?"

"If you like, Jim"

[Verse 1]

I wanna tell you about my good thing

I ain't disclosing no names, but

He sure is a good friend, and

I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from, boy

If I tell you, you won't come again-oh, hey

I ain't gonna tell you nothing, but I do will, but I know, yeah

Now, let me tell you about my girl

I open up a newspaper, and what do I see?

[Chorus]

Ah, ah

See my girl, ah, looking at me

[Verse 2]

Ooh, and when she walks, she walks

And let me tell you, when she talks, she talks

And when she looks me in my eye

She's my baby, Lord, I wanna make her mine

Ooh, tell me, baby, what you want me to do

And you want me to love you, love some other men?

Ooh, ain't gonna call me Mr. Pitiful, no

Ah, I don't need no respect from nobody, no, no

[Chorus]

Ah yeah, no, no

Ah

[Verse 3]

I ain't gonna tell you nothing, I ain't gonna tell you no more, no

She's my baby, let me tell you that I love her so and, and

She is the woman I really wanna love, and let me tell you more

Ooh, she's my baby, let me tell you, she lives next door

She's the one a woman, the one a woman that I know

I ain't going, I ain't going, I ain't going to tell

I ain't going to tell you one thing

That you really ought to know, boy

She's my lover, baby, and I love her so, and

She's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl, and

She's the kind of lover that makes me feel the whole world, and

She's the one who really makes me jump and shout, oh

She's the kind of girl, I know what it's all about

Take it on

Take it, take it, take it

[Outro]

Ah, excuse me

Oh, will you excuse me?

I'm just trying to find the bridge

Has anybody seen the bridge?

Please

(Have you seen the bridge?)

I ain't seen the bridge

(Where's that confounded bridge?)