Proper Crimbo!

Come na sing with me, proper chrimbo

I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo

Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo

So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo

On the seven days of Christmas my true love came to me

A peregrine falcon, proper bo I tell thee

She had two trainers and a beanie hat

A new set of headphones all shining black

I didn't sleep that night

For Santa to come

I wet the bed, that's what I had done

Cos Christmas time is the place to be

I always wake up in a puddle of wee

With a ho ho and a silent night

A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright

Turkeys on the table, which brings a crowd

Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all

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Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo

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I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo

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Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo

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So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo

You-whoo

Ho, ho, ho

I'm a bad mo-fo

I got presents y'all for the two by two

They goes watch out cos i got time for you

Super funky and you're one of us

Watch out Santa cos here i come

I sleep on the floor

Never ever on the bed

That's Santa's style, all in your head

It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee

Got gifts for y'all, what you got for me

Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone

Chamone check, check tha-cone

I said bubbles ain't a monkey

She can move real funky

Chamone check, check tha-cone

That's right, oww

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo

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I take you for a drink with me, proper chrim