I Am the Walrus

[Verse 1]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying

[Verse 2]

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

[Chorus]

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

[Verse 3]

Mister City, policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying

[Verse 4]

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

[Chorus]

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

[Verse 5]

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

[Chorus]

I am the egg man (now good sir, what are you?)

They are the egg men (a poor man, made to tame fortune's blows)

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob (good pity)

G-goo goo g'joob

[Verse 6]

Expert, textpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

[Verse 7]

Semolina pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

[Chorus]

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g-goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, goo goo

[Outro]

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

“Villain, take my Purse. If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my Body

And give the Letters which thou findst about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester: seek him out upon the English Party. Oh, untimely death, death–”

“I know thee well, a serviceable Villain; as duteous to the Vices of thy Mistress as badness would desire.”

“What, is he dead?”

“Sit you down, Father; rest you.”