Get a Dog (Fort Minor Remix)

[Intro: dogs barking]

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof

[Chorus: Homeboy Sandman, Aesop Rock, dogs barking]

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]

Rather than whine and bitch in the war zone

It's Aes, I, and the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

I be just trying to warn folks

Sun be going nut, whole lower torso in your horoscope

Gimme a break, I'll be walking dead, gimme a base

Watch for walking dead eating your brains

I repped the struggle despite the subtle taste of cod

Boy sand, in the place to be, by the grace of God!

[Verse 2: Aesop Rock]

I step in the arena bumping Step in the Arena

Green wayfarers, no gray hair, it's a patina

Don't play fair, you could tell by how he share his pizza

The 60/40 special from a porky Ebeneezer

Reppin’ La Isla Bonita, brace for the brain rot

Four eyes, corners like a marble in a maze box

Set your phasers, obey or catch the vapors

My 1,2, unscrew a player from his trainers

[Chorus: Homeboy Sandman, Aesop Rock, dogs barking]

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

[Verse 3: Aesop Rock]

Yapple Dapple, rappers like crabs in a barrel

Get trapped and blanched and snap crackled

I’m Ginsberg interning at the Magic Castle

I’m Bob Ross, happy accidents and rad afro

Back and a tad wacko in laughably bad graphics

The class act travel in batches of Mad Max’s

And savages who still haven’t changed out of their pajamas

Luckily I never show up on your cameras, It’s bananas

[Verse 4: Homeboy Sandman]

I sit and meditate until the answer come

Sand is back and teaching rappers how to spell chrysanthemum

From holding hands wit cats that barely know the half

I barely even knew the half of em

But keep the valentine's day homecourt

Sonic catcalls from the steps, Jah bless

Bacon and eggs for cooler heads, hedging my bets

Force of habit had me almost care

But I nipped it in the bud, and now I'm almost there

[Chorus: Homeboy Sandman, Aesop Rock, dogs barking]

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

[Verse 5: Homeboy Sandman]

Great Scott, good gracious, and oh no

Hi def, all close ups and slow mo

My skin is amber like a ripened bud

My adversaries tryna spill my capillaries full of viking blood

I seldom like what they be hyping up

So people wanna fight then tell me lighten up

What? I'm just tryna enlighten 'em

Beyond "Yo, I just didn't think it's slammin'"

My t-shirt isn't pink, it's salmon

[Verse 6: Aesop Rock]

Old school, new school, no school

These bass lines ain't raise no fool

Aes AWOL outta homeroom

Heads up, show up in the throne room

Hoping for a breadcrumb, throw up in the show room

Wait show ‘em how the rogue do

March to his own with the clone-proof

Songbirds perched on my finger at the window

Admittedly the rest of my life is a fucking shit-show

[Chorus: Homeboy Sandman, Aesop Rock, dogs barking]

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

So it appears we do not get along

Say what?

So back up off or get involved

Say what?

And if you scared, get a dog

(Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woo-oo-oof! Woof)

[Outro]

Yo, get a... get a--get a wolf--get a Husky that looks like a wolf

Get a Iditar- you know the dogs that run the Iditarod

Get a dog from the Iditarod

Which is supposed to be a... a tough dog

Get a strong, like a, like a Rottweiler or a Boxer dog

Not a Pomeranian dog