Yoohoo

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]

Excellence, set it off like Genesis, Exodus

Ladies and gentlemen, focus on the swinging of the pendulum

Good for nothin's, hold your tongue like a frenulum

Catch me at the aqueduct

Had a couple ponies pay the charges I've been rackin' up

Homegirl tried to cast me, had to let her know

I'm no good for actin', 'cept for actin' up

You can catch the acupuncture, if you act the punk

Pack 'em in and pack 'em up, jump around

Roundin' up the fakers for to break 'em in; paper thin, crumble loud

Chillin' on a number cloud; less than 10, more than 8

Went from tut to honest Abe ; not a grey, modern great

Not a game, topless since I got in shape

Show it off, not ashamed

Absent from communion and immunity to iocain

Lions, tigers, spider veins, by the way

I ain't scared of Big Brother, i love my little sister

I didn't vote, i already got enough stickers

I still be myself, even when folks snicker

Folks don't be theyself, even when they ate a snickers

Solstice, equinox, off to date a stripper

So slick when it's raining I don't need a slicker

Screening phone calls, seldom do I pick up

Contravening corn balls and sellin' corn liquor

Missing mayan, here to light the candelabra

Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Hahaha, L-O-L, B-R-B, S-M-H, smiley face, whatever resonate

Hope you have a pleasant day, my favorite color is heather gray

I shave my 'stache, I had a rash but it just went away

My name is written in a language you could never say

My height and weight make up the number that you better play

When I ain't writin', I be fighting MMA

When I ain't spittin' lightin', I be drinkin' lemonade

Might gotta shield your eyes from all the light I emanate

My early shit was a big influence on Hemmingway

This fly, In loving memory of Dwight's pops, patron saint of the fish-fry

In NY pigs post pics of the pigsty

Get a load of this shit, get a load of this guy

Knuckle to your head bro, like "hello McFly"

Alla' y'all lookalikes look alive

Just in the nick of time, I part my lips to lick off like a nickel nine

And smear erythromycin on a simple mind

[Verse 2: Aesop Rock]

My horse drinks on its own, I ain't gotta do shit

True grit from a coup to tell you "my dude's piff"

Please hold for the high noon kid

Roll dice, move chips, push lice through wigs

Keen eye, loose slips, toss foods in the cauldron

Add salt, now you got a nice stew goin'

Protectors of the realm keep a jester at the helm

The bells are like a heckler, the hell is not conjecture, fella

Cold stone wall; Schröder, what's the protocol?

Slow your roll and don't approach the homie during multiball

Don't approach the pokey bowler, pay to fear the finger-tax

Roll his weed for 7 days, I'll let you get the pinky back (maybe)

Pie people climb through the fray

On coals when he walk, on time when he late

Step into the time loop, scan the room for side boob

And slide out, back with the slime in the tide pool

Find that eye of the typhoon, it's my house

All I know is night moves, fried food, and dry mouth

Haiku and magpies dyin' to peck your eyes out

Fly from the argyles to the barbed wire crown

The golden oldies, holy water to the witches

I never heard of water under bridges, what is it?

Wait, I can't pretend to care, I'm busy down in Herald Square

Standing on a soapbox, yellin' out "repent, the end is near!"

To children and their parents, who assure them "yes, that man is weird"

Maybe so, maybe though that doesn't mean death isn't here

It got a little dark there for a second

I'm terrible at parties, I'm wonderful at Tetris

I'm number 1 for anybody down to fudge the metrics

I'm Dumbledore for anybody down to smudge the lenses

I'm MENSA if you down to numb the senses

If none of the above apply, I'm just another dummy in detention

Somewhere between "I hate you all" and hungry for affection

Come jump into the tempest with the lovers and the lepers (suckers)

PSYOPs climb through blind spots

Whilst good vibes get the pine box kibosh

Rock bottom just got deeper

I bump Sun Ra and dodge frogs from the ether

Wear sweatpants every day; are less a problem, more a feature

The posse is bottom feeders and possibly Hot For Teacher

Keep a wolf at the door, bull by the horns, jewels in a sword

Keys to the city plus code to the green room

Toothpick throne on a pyramid of cheese cubes

None for you; Sand you can have some; Chris, get it

Lice