Dr. Carter

[Intro: Lil Wayne & Nurse]

Where's my coffee?

Good morning, Dr. Carter (Hey, sweetie)

Looks like it's gonna be a long day

Ahh, another one, huh? What we got

Your first patient (Yeah)

Is suffering from a lack of concepts (Uh-huh)

Originality (Ugh)

His flow is weak (Another one)

And he has no style (Ugh)

What you got for him? (Tss, okay)

[Verse 1]

Let me put my gloves on, and my scrubs on

Dr. Carter to the rescue

Excuse me if I'm late, but like a thief it takes

Time to be this great, uh, so just wait

Your style is a disgrace, your rhymes are fifth place

And I'm just grace, one, uno, ace

And I'm tryna make your heart beat like bass

Hmm-mm, but you're sweet like cake

And I come to fix wherever your shell break

Where is your originality? You are so fake

So picture me like a gallery, capture what I say

All I need is one mic, all I need is one take

Like, hey, brighter than a sun ray

Got a pistol on a playground, watch the gun-play

Like, no kiddin', no kids in the way

But the kids do watch, gotta watch what we say

Gotta work everyday, gotta not be cliché

Gotta stand out like Andre 3K

Gotta kick it, kick it like a sensei

You gotta have faith, you gotta, gotta

Wait, wait, I think I, I think I lost him

(Dial 118 please)

[Interlude: Lil Wayne & Nurse]

Good afternoon, Dr. Carter (Nurse)

I don't know about this one

His confidence is down, vocab and metaphors needs work

And he lacks respect for the game

(Uh, let me see)

You think you can save him?

[Verse 2]

Okay, respect is in the heart, so that's where I'ma start

And a lot of heart patients don't make it

But, hey kid, plural, I graduated

'Cause you can get through anything if Magic made it

And that was called recycling, r-e-reciting something

'Cause you just like it, so you say it just like it

Some say it's bitin' but I say it's enlightenin'

Besides, Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest

And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest

And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the nicest

Arthritis in my hand from writin'

But I'm a doctor, they don't understand my writin'

So I stopped writin', now I'm like lightnin'

And you ain't Vince Young, so don't clash with the Titan

Fast and excitin', my passion is frightenin'

Now let me put some more vocab in your IV

Here, take this Vicodin, like it and love it

And confidence has no budget

So pay me no mind, I don't walk it like I talk it 'cause I run it

I don't do it 'cause I done it, and I'm in the emergency un-it

God dunnit I've lost another one

[Interlude: Lil Wayne & Nurse]

Good evening, Dr. Carter, it's been a long day

But this one looks much better than the others

His respect is back up, concepts sound good

His style is showing strong signs of improvement

All he needs now is his swagger

Okay, let me take my gloves off then

[Verse 3]

Swagger tighter than a yeast infection

Fly, go hard, like geese, erection

Fashion patrol, police detection

Eyes stay tight like Chinese Connection

I stay tight like pussy at night

Baby, don't get me wrong, I could do that pussy right

But I'm too wrong to write, too fresh to fight

Too paid to freestyle, too paid to freestyle

Had to say it twice, swagger so nice

And don't ask me shit unless it concern a price

And I don't rap fast, I rap slow

'Cause I mean every letter in the words

In the sentence of my quotes

Swagger just flows sweeter than honey oats

That swagger, I got it, I wear it like a coat

Wait, as I put the light down his throat

I can only see flow, his blood starting to flow

His lungs starting to grow, this one's starting to show

Strong signs of life, where's the stitches? Here's the knife

Smack his face, his eyes open, I reply, "What a night"

"Welcome back, Hip-Hop, I saved your life"

[Outro: Nurse]

He looks good, his vitals are up

He's looking good, he's looking good

I think we got one

Dr. Carter, I think we got one

Yep, yep, we got one, we saved him, he's good

He's good, we got one, he's good

He's good, we got him

We saved him, he's a go

He's good