Miss Lucy

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven
And her steamboat went to hell

Oh, operator
Get me number 9

And if you disconnect me
I'll cut off your behind

The 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass

Miss Lucy fell upon it
And she cut her little ass
-k me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

The boys are in the parlour

Zipping down their flies

Are in the meadow
The birds are in the park

And the girls, and the girls
They are fucking
And the boys, and the boys
They are fucking
And the girls, and the girls
They are fucking
In the dark
In the dark
In the dark
In the dark