Smokin’ Dopin’

[Verse 1]

Yeah

Smokin', dopin', keep your ears open

Put me on the flier and I'm guaranteed to rope in

Twenty-thousand people to the place that I play at

And have em even sayin', "How could someone say that?

They're as good as the man who just saw

{*scratched "Cool J"*} Please give me some more

Of those hoopin', scoopin', rhymes you be troopin'"

If you don't know the new dance, Patty Duke 'n

Clap your hands, stomp your feet, snap your fingers

I'm snatchin' airplay from all you AIDS catchin' singers

It's a special delivery on your front step

My picture's on the cover and the rhymes are in effect

Cause, I love to lay down joints for the playground

And have you O.D.ing saying, "Y'know, J sound righteous

The brother did what he had to"

I didn't talk about this, so I had you

Sleepin', breathin' sayin', "Yo, he ain't keepin'

His promise to astonish, from weekend to weekend"

But here it is, the jam of all jams

And from this day forth, MC's are gettin' slammed

With the

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[Verse 2]

I'm the wise wizard of the microphone swinging it

Here's a mean joint, all the hip-hoppers are singing it

Doin a dance in tight bike pants

So get up on it (HO!) you'll only get one chance

To work out the soreness in your muscles

Do your own thing, even the hustle

MC's I'ma torture, that's already known

But while I'm torturing them, I'ma leave you alone

So you can bump, grind, and rub up against your partner

And look wild like you're trying to get a part in a

Dirty movie on the hip-hop tip

Now tell me (tell you what?) that brother L ain't trying to flip

With the

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[Verse 3]

Movin, groovin', admit that you've been

Shocked and rocked and I'm on top and it's been proven

I'm self-reliant, on stage I'm defiant

All those rumors are small things to a giant

I'm not a cool, calm, collected type of brother

I'm kind of hype that's why I'm a good lover

In bed I'm energetic, kind of like a freight train

Going so crazy I have the girlies saying, "Wait James!"

I do damage - use the beef to build a sandwich

And when I'm done, she'll be saying, "How did you manage

To make me feel pleasure from my toes to my head?

On top of that, you ran laps around the bed"

So bust out the pumped up funk that I'm revealing

And listen to it, while you're in your car wheeling

Or on your Walkman as you're starin' at the ceiling

Or when you and your love is sex-appealing

To the

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[Bridge]

It's like a smooth joint, you know what I mean?

Real mellow, on the love tip, check it out

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[Outro]

Marvelous!