No Promises

No telling what you're gonna get tonight, no, no promises

No, only honestness unless of course if I'm lying like a hippopautomus

Testing the depths and breadth of what I'm finding is big and bottomless

So I play on with this and pay homage to hip hops awesomeness

So I'm a shit talking and big walking optimist

In constant conflict with the thoughts

Of a small talking unconscious kid

With the longest legs, that while my ego was off

Have gone and tread along the ledges of cliffs

Where the precipice is the ditch of the road

That we drove up, and ended up next to the edge of a pit

And there rose a thin thread bear witch that takes

My family by their heads and then picks them outta of our van

I see from below the backseat where I hid, now out of her hands

Down into her mouth they vanish, she devours them and glances

About to find out, if any other woman is around or man, if

She sees me I'm bound to panic

I watch her slim body bending with ease

She extends and then reaches into the vans windows

Peaking below to find me with her creepy gold eyes she

Sees me I know she's gonna eat me

So I'm hopeless and weepy

More scared then you could imagine

But the only thing that I could think at the time

Was how I did not do a thing for my kin

And I think that they didn't have to die

And as she tosses me into her throat

I wake up sweating and cold

Lo, lo