Hungover Thinkin'

I was the life of the party
Or so everyone said
But I went dark too early
And I was too late to bed

Wherever my car is
Is anyone's guess
I remember a few things
I forget the rest

Who did I kiss on?
Who did I offend?
Who did I piss off?
Whose ear did I bend?

I'll burn all my bridges
If I go out again
Should I quit drinkin?
Or am I just hungover thinkin?

I think we danced in the kitchen
I can't remember the song
I hope my timing was right
I hope my top was on

I think I saw an old boyfriend
And he's single again
Wish I hadn't mentioned
How much I miss him

Who did I kiss on?
Who did I offend?
Who did I piss off?
Whose ear did I bend?

I'll burn all my bridges
If I go out again
Should I quit drinkin?
Or am I just hungover thinkin?

I'm having a breakdown
A cry and a coke
I told my darkest secret
Like it was just a joke