Sexting

[Intro: Ludacris]

{*dial tone, BEEP*}

Hey, this is Luda, okay?

Look, I need you to do me a huge, favor

Umm, c-can you please take your name, off of your phone?

Umm, my-my girl went through my cell phone and uhh, she may be calling you

So, so if you can please take your name off of that

And And-and just have it as-as a number on the voicemail, okay?

You gotta do this for me, huge, quickly!

[Hook: Ludacris]

So I'm just sittin in this rehab class

Tryin to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"

Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T, Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

[Verse 1: Ludacris]

So I'm gettin treated for my sex addiction

In a private clinic and I need you to be sensitive 'bout my condition

Cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans

And my teacher's a cougar so I wish she'd lend a helpin hand, a helpin hand

Damn! Calm down, B-B-C, T-X-T a M-S-G

After class, come with me

And can I get a little bit of T-L-C?

She reply, "What the fuck?

F-Y-I you're gonna flunk

S-M-H, it's such a shame

You ain't learned a damn thang"

[Hook: Ludacris]

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"

Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T, Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

[Ludacris]

{*dial tone*}

This is huge, okay?

I need you to do this quickly

She went through my phone, she might be calling you

So just take your name off and have it as a voicemail

Do it now!

[Verse 2: Ludacris]

So I'm sittin' at the crib just chillin' and I'm mindin' my business

Got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn't recognize, I replied "Who is this?"

Quick back, got a hit back, said, "This is Stacy and I been missin' you

Had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and a new tattoo" - a what? A new tattoo?

Wow! Aww yeah, hurry quick

Can you send a nasty pic?

So I can see right where it is

And I promise I won't show my friends (Yeah right!)

She replied, "Well okay B-T-W, by the way S-M-H, it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thang"

[Hook: Ludacris]

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"

Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T, Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

[Ludacris]

{*dial tone*}

This is huge I need you to take your name off of the voicemail

You gotta do it for me NOW, quickly!

[Verse 3: Ludacris]

So I pull up to the club, stuntin' in a yellow Lamborghiiiiini

Half bent, black tint, Five percent make it a little hard to seeeeee me

Stepped out, fresh out

Headed straight for the do' on into the V.I.P.!

Next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina sayin' "Is that you I see? Is that you papi?"

So I B-B-M'd, abbreviate

Yup and before the night gets too late

Let me hit you with a little Q&A

Can I tap that ass? T-T-A!

She replied, "It all depends! It's me plus one, can I bring my friend?"

And all I could think was it's such a shame that I ain't learned a damn thang

[Hook: Ludacris]

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"

Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T, Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

[Outro: Ludacris]

{*dial tone*}

Look, I told you she's onto us

We probably only have about 24 more hours to live

I'm fearful for my life, and I think you should be fearful for yours

I mean, do you wanna have sex just once more?

Just c'mon, just let me get it in the hole one more time

Hole in one, quickly It'll be huge, huge, trust me

I think we should do it, I mean we're gonna die anyway

Why not, you know?

Heh, LUDA!