Nothing From Nothing

[Sample: Mr. Dolemite]

I will not promise you a god-damn thing

(I don't give a fuck)

Cause that's just what you would get it

Nothing if I win

(Laughter)

Ya ain't getting nothing from nowhere

You might as well get nothing from me

(Applause)

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing

If I get to be president you can bet some things

You can bet your sweet ass

I will legalize grass

I was at a political meeting

I was at a political meeting the other day

And they looked at me and they said

Mr. Dolemite, how do you stand on marijuana

Very high

(Know what I'm saying)

Mr. Dolemite how do you stand on unemployment?

I said the end of the line

Fuck a job

Imma legalize stealing

Steal all you wanna steal

You ain't getting nothing nowhere

You might as well get nothing from me

(Laughter)

Put me in the White House

I got a-

I ain't lying

I got a lot of good shit to tell you all

Ladies and gentlemen

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