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Madness
Can’t Touch Us Now
Grandslam

TRACK

Grandslam

Release date: 27th October 2016

From Can’t Touch Us Now

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About This Track

"Grandslam" is a track by Madness, from the album Can’t Touch Us Now, released 27th October 2016. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Madness

Madness

Lyrics

Grandslam

Oh, Grandslam, is he the man

Relentless turbocharged, the homosapien

It's the Grandslam

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Wham Bam, is he the man

Relentless turbocharged, the homosapien

It's the Grandslam

A Grandslam

Am I everything you hope I am?

A piece of the masterplan

A normal homosapien

Grandslam!

A Grandslam

Am I everything you hope I am?

Just a piece of the masterplan

Or a normal homosapien

Grandslam

Am I everything you hope I am?

Just a piece of the masterplan

A red-blooded homosapien

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Track details

From Can’t Touch Us Now

2016

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Album

Can’t Touch Us Now

Release year

2016

—Don't Leave the Past Behind You
—Another Version of Me
—Can’t Touch Us Now
—Blackbird
—Good Times
—Grandslam
—Pam the Hawk
—Given the Opportunity
—Mumbo Jumbo
—Whistle in the Dark
—I Believe
—Herbert
—(Don't Let Them) Catch You Crying
—You Are My Everything
—Soul Denying

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