Up I rush off to work
Hello, Fred ,you look half dead and
Are you coming, are you going
I could never do a double shift
(Allo, Fred, get some bed, Fred)
Hello, Steve long time no see
I like the Stones, still on the thieve
Bet you ain't half seen some time
In your short-lived life of crime
(Have you got the time?)
On the beat Pete
Wiv me size ten feet
I wander up and down the town
For me that's a treat
The beauties of the city and
Everything's sweet
For me that's a treat
'Cos I'm on the beat Pete
Swing my truncheon merrily
Try to teach the blind to see
Move a lady for a seat
Tourist find a sight to see
Mingle with the crowd
I wonder if they're proud
Yes, that would be a treat
'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete
Hello, Snowball, you still drunk?
Here, have a smoke, anyone for lunch?
A printed person of last week's times
Seen a lot of stars and moonshine
(Spare you a dime?)
(Laughter)
On the beat Pete
Wiv me size ten feet
I wander up and down the town
For me that's a treat
The beauties of the city and
Everything's sweet
For me that's a treat
'Cos I'm on the beat Pete
Swing my truncheon merrily
Try to teach the blind to see
Move a lady for a seat
Tourist find a sight to see
Mingle with the crowd
I wonder if they're proud
Yes, that would be a treat
'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete
Hello, Bun, been down the oven?
What's the rate for a single person?
Is it good, is it sad?
You look unhappy, it must be bad
Hello, May, been a busy lady
All work and no time for play
Still, it's the life you chose, I suppose
Good luck to you come what may!
Skip-a-di-do-da-days!
On the beat Pete
Wiv me size ten feet
I wander up and down the town
For me that's a treat
The beauties of the city and
Everything's sweet
For me that's a treat
'Cos I'm on the beat Pete
Swing my truncheon merrily
Try to teach the blind to see
Move a lady for a seat
Tourist find a sight to see
Mingle with the crowd
I wonder if they're proud
Yes, that would be a treat
'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete
Beat Pete(x7)
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