Lost The Breakup

Got the news just last month
That I am exhausting and you're not in love
Didn't say it in those words
But I know how your tone works

You're M.I.A., runnin' so free
Callin' your ex, forgettin' 'bout me
But I know you could never
Yeah, I know you remember

So, I'm feelin', and I'm dealin' with the heart you broke
While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes, oh
I'm hurtin', but I'm certain it's still true
I'm the best thing that almost happened to you

I know I'm obsessed and
Right now, I might be a mess but
One day, you're gonna wake up
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

I smile and you'll have to face it
I'm the greatest love that you wasted
But, by then, I'll be far away (uh)
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

But for now, I'm out in the dust
Fallin' apart, oh, is she just like me?
Yeah, I reckon, you got two types
Country and Western

So, I'm feelin', and I'm dealin' with the heart you broke
While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes, oh
Here's something, if nothing else is true
I'm the best thing that almost happened to you

I know I'm obsessed and
Right now, I might be a mess but
One day, you're gonna wake up
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

I smile and you'll have to face it
I'm the greatest love that you wasted
But, by then, I'll be far away (uh)
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

Oh-oh shit, you lost the breakup

You're gonna walk into some underground bar
You'll see a pretty little thing, catchin' eyes in the dark
And it's me, I see you too, I wave
And I'm dancin' over to you in the corner and you say

"Wow, hey, it's been forever
Do you wanna get a drink, like, together?"
I say, "I'm kinda busy but, like, stay in touch?"
I think, "Oh shit, I won the breakup"

I'll smile and you'll have to face it
I'm the greatest love that you wasted
But, by then, I'll be far away (uh)
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup