Undyne

[PAPYRUS]

Isn't this great, human? We're off on a grand adventure together!

I can't believe it

I made a friend

Who likes me for me, even though our date wasn't great!

My style and charm have won over a human

Who enjoys good spaghetti, I think this must be fate!

When I tell Undyne-

Wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow

Oh, um, er- huh...

I'm sorry, human... that was my phone ringing

Uh-oh. that would be her... calling right now...

I've, er- got to take this! I'm so sorry! I'll be right back! Probably!

[MONSTER KID]

Hiya, buddy!

You ditch your parents, too?

Ah, man, I don't blame ya!

They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so COOL to meet up with her!

I mean, she's just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, And I wanna be like her one day, and... and my parents are such JERKS for saying I can't leave the house!

Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself!

I'm Monster Kid!

I'm a monster and a kid!

What's your name?

OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's her right over there!

[UNDYNE]

He usually picks up on the first or second ring what's going on with him?

[PAPYRUS]

H-hi, Undyne! I'm here with my daily report! R-regarding that human I called you about earlier...

[UNDYNE]

Did you fight them?

[PAPYRUS]

Well, y-yes! Of course I did! I fought them valiantly!

[UNDYNE]

Did you capture them?

[PAPYRUS]

Well... No...

[UNDYNE]

WHAT?

[PAPYRUS]

I tried! I tried very hard, Undyne! Y-you have to believe me! It's just... Things come up... Things change...

You know how it is, don't you?

[UNDYNE]

Ugh...

If you want something done right, you do it on your own!

[PAPYRUS]

Or, you know, with the help of the royal guard, in training...

[UNDYNE]

I'll rip out their SOUL myself, and break their little bones!

[PAPYRUS]

I can't help but feel that was a personal attack! A-and you don't need to destroy them! Y-you see, I-I have something to say...

[UNDYNE]

With their SOUL, we can go home, this battle we'll have won!

[PAPYRUS]

I-I understand, It's just-

[UNDYNE]

We shall breach the surface world, destroy the human scum!

And if you have a PROBLEM with that maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!

[PAPYRUS]

I-I... I'll help, Undyne! Any way I can!

[UNDYNE]

Good! Knew I could count on you! Hop to it!

CAN YOU HEAR ME, HUMAN?

IT'S HUNTING SEASON!

And I do NOT lose my catch!