Your Best Friend

[Flowey]

Hi! My name's Flowey! I'm your new best friend

Welcome underground!

Looks like you're new, well, lucky for you, kid

I can show you around!

Lots to do, so much to see

Spread the LOVE, be friends with me

Friends are made with love, LOVE's spread through pellets

Here, I've got a few! Catch them, why don't ya?

Catch all that you can!

Run into them, you fool

Feeling woozy? Good, you're dumb!

You fell down. now I'll have fun!

Down here, there's one rule: Kill or you'll be killed

A lesson you'll soon learn

Levels Of Violence, that's my kind of love

Spread when I slash and burn

Take heart, kid, you met your end

Falling to your true best friend

I will not bow down, I will not suffer

I will not ever cry!

This is the end of your very short path

Toodle-oo, kiddo, DIE!