Lunatic, Lunatic, Lunatic

("Brothers and sisters, sometimes you feel like you can't succeed. And I'm here to tell you that you're probably right. But if you stay strong, everything will be alright.")

Allison's got a crackpot mind

She tries to flex it all the time

But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws

She bares her teeth and paints them green

She can be a drama queen

She's got no needs, she sleeps on trampolines

The boys all say she's just a fool

But I know that she's so much more

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Allison's a parable

For the risks being terrible

She's 4'2" and crazy as a loon

She hops the bar, she keeps it cool

She sheds her top in Marshall's pool

The guys make eyes at the naked girl

Who's showing off her tits in a co-ed pool

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Someone save her from herself

Someone save her from herself

And get her home

Allison's got a crackpot mind

She tries to flex it all the time

But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws

The boys all say she sucked their dicks

She claims that she's a feminist

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic