El Borracho

Everyone gather round
For the story of el borracho
He's the joke of the town
But we love him with all of our hearts
Everyone knows his name
They all laugh and shake their heads in shame
All the stories are true
For a drink there's nothing he won't do
You can always find him at the bar
Telling his tales like a movie star
El borracho
Life of the party
If you ask him to dance
There's a chance he'll throw up on your pants
And if you take him home
He'll never leave you alone
He fell in love at the liquor store
Now they're spilling their drinks on the dance floor
El borracho
Death of the party
El borracho
It's last call
I'm sorry
El borracho