Classroom

*children yelling, chairs squeaking*

*teacher's voice interrupts*

Excuse me! Excuse me! Quiet down, quiet down, quiet down

Now listen

This is hardcore rap, 101

So check your programs and make sure you're in the right class

*papers shuffle, kid mutters "yo I'm here", various talking*

Alright everybody alright? OK

Now when you rhyme, you have to say, that you smoke blunts

Also, you have to mention that you drink forties

You have to, mention, that you carry a nine millimeter

A tec nine, a mac ten, an M sixteen, or a uzi

Do everybody understand? (yeah)

Any questions? Yes

Excuse me but I don't have a gun

It's not _important_, if you have a gun or not

Just act like you have a gun, alright?

Now here's a tape, of the latest group

On the cutting edge of hardcore rap

It's the most innovative stuff, for nineteen ninety-three