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Your future is now, we are IDA

The Institute of Disposable Arts

Enroll today and embark on an exciting new career

In the fastest growing industry in the world

Hip-hop

Our breathtaking 20 acre campus

Located in wonderful Upstate New York

Features plush comfortable dormitories

State of the art classrooms and training facilities

Our highly trained instructors will guide you

Through a challenging and exciting curriculum

In whichever field you choose to persue

We offer associates degrees in

DJing, breakdancing

Graffiti art and rapping

Or if you choose to work behind the scenes

You can embark on careers such as

A&R Bitch Nigga, Shiesty Label Guy

Street Promotions Vandal

Or Half-Assed Producer

You'll study Fake Nigganometry, Playa' Pimpology

Bling-blingism and Airplay Economics

Many IDA graduates have gone on to work for such labels as

Motown Universal, Warner Bros

Arista and Columbia Records to name a few

If you qualify, financial aid is available

Why waste another minute of your life?

Get your freak on, biatch

Enroll at IDA today, your future is now