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MC Lars

Watchmen

Release date: 15th March 2019

From The Dewey Decibel System
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About This Track

"Watchmen" is a track by MC Lars, from the album The Dewey Decibel System, released 15th March 2019. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

MC Lars

MC Lars

Lyrics

Watchmen

MEGA RAN: Uh.  Uh huh.  Who watch, who watch, who watch?

VERSE 1:

(MEGA RAN)

Yo, they passed the Keane Act without my feedback

Structure we lack, it's all bout greenbacks

Time to beat back the wolves, but keep back

Cause times are changing – it’s off the meat rack

I'm on lockdown, but Doc's on the case

Situation spotty like these dots on my face

Mask is back on, I tend to mine

’Cause if we don't step up, the end is nigh

(MC FRONTALOT)

Technically I'm Nite Owl II, don't mix me up with the first one

Right on cue, observe a crime and alert some

Figures of authority, cause I've gone quits on the "cape game"

Midsection's gone thick to my great shame!

And my gadgets are all dusty

But my conscience still nags pretty bad, you can trust me

To get fussy, also to get freaky

While we're flying up on high in Archimedes!

CHORUS:

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (Man, I don’t know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don’t know)

But police in this town move way too slow

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (Man, I don’t know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

But something's going on and the people want to know

VERE 2:

(MISS EAVES)

Hollywood wanna test me and make me 2D

Latex legacy my ex tastes of batteries

Ya! Women are from Venus, I'm on Mars

Learning the Comedian is my father

So guess crime-fighting is in my blood

My mom pushed me to this family business

Jailbreak queen, Rorschach out of Sing Sing

My existence makes Jon save everything

(MC LARS)

Blood running down my face like the button in the street

A problematic hero?  Many would would agree

Y’all ain't ready for Eddie, have you heard what I did?

I went to Vietnam and I murdered some kids (what!)

See I'm part Thomas Hobbes sometimes a comedian

I was tossed out the window, landed on the median

Vigilante justice, hunting hippies with a smile

We protect them from themselves and we do it with style

CHORUS:

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (Man, I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

But police in this town move way too slow

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (Man, I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

But something's going on and the people want to know

VERSE 3:

(SCHÄFFER THE DARKLORD)

It is 1945, father is a watchmaker

It is '59, molecular incinerator

Jon is gone, in three months I am there again

Doc's a god, they'll say the superman's American

I am in the past, future, I am on Mars

I am 99 syllables in eight bars

The world's smartest man, wealthy by birthright

Is no more of a threat to me than is its smartest termite

(QUELLE CHRIS)

The smartest man cold as winter

World turned me bitter

I been overstimulating before Facebook and Twitter

With a wall full of screens

Account full of green and

Built a hideout where it's white out

For the plotting and the scheming

Got a liger named Bubastis

I silenced and retired my peers

To cover the dark matter in my conscience

With time it won't get better

The dawn is turning redder

Show the world to its demise so it can get itself together

CHORUS:

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (Man, I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

But police in this town move way too slow

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (Man, I don't know)

Who watches the Watchmen? (I don't know)

But something's going on and the people want to know

MEGA RAN: Who watches the Watchmen?

Track details

From The Dewey Decibel System

2019
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    Credits

    Production & Engineering

    Writer
    MC Frontalot, MC Lars, Mega Ran, Miss Eaves, Quelle Chris, Schäffer the Darklord
    Producer
    Rich Matthew
    Additional Mastering
    Rich Matthew
    Mastering Engineer
    Matthew Weiss
    Mixing Engineer
    Matthew Weiss
    Vocal Producer
    Theosyn
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