Stone Cold Crazy

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

Sleepin' very soundly on a Saturday mornin'

I was dreamin' I was Al Capone

Rumors goin' 'round, gotta clear outta town

Smellin' like a dry fish bone

Here come the law, gonna break down the door

Carry me away once more

Never, never, never want it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone-cold floor

[Chorus]

Crazy

Stone-cold crazy, you know

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]

Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon

And she's playin' on my slide trombone

Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone-cold floor

[Chorus]

Crazy

Stone-cold crazy, you know

Hey

[Guitar Solo]

Rah

[Verse 3]

Walkin' down the street, shootin' people that I meet

Fully-loaded Tommy gun

Here come the deputy, try fuckin' gettin' me

Gotta fuckin' get up and run

They got the sirens loose, I run right outta juice

They're gonna put me in a cell

If I can't go to Heaven, let me go to Hell

[Chorus]

Crazy

Stone-cold crazy, you know

Yeah

[Instrumental Outro]