Put Me in the Trash

Oh, yeah, all right, ooh

Oh, yeah, all right, ooh

Yeah, you put me in the trash

Yeah, you gave me up for lost

Now I see that you're doing all right

Take a look at me and count the cost

Baby, can't you see

I'm short on green?

I am your long-lost man

You don't recognize me, yeah

Oh, yeah, all right, ooh

Oh, yeah, all right, ooh

I used to load you up with cash

I used to dress you like a dream

All the fancy food, you always wolfed it down

Yeah, but you never made a scene

Baby, can't you see

I'm no fantasy?

I am your long-lost man

You don't recognize me

Yeah, that's all right

Oh, yeah, all right, ooh

Oh, yeah, all right, all the sympathy, ooh

Yeah, standing around in the rain with my hands froze

Looking around for small change in your window

Out in the cold once again, write out a cheque for old flames

Pity for old time’s sake, I'll make your heart glow, yeah

[Guitar solo]

Yeah, I'm your long-lost man

Don't you recognize me?

Yeah, gimme some money, baby, I'm broke

Why don't you, why don't you dig right down in your purse

And gimme some dough?

Yeah, don't you remember me, baby?

Don't you remember all those Jean Paul Gaultier dresses

I bought you and all those tickets to the opera?

What about that bright red Ferrari I bought you now?

And all those, and all those shoes?

Yeah, I know it's the recession, baby, but give me some money

Yeah, come on now, be generous

Oh, yeah, all right