Pink Sunglasses

[Verse 1]

I put 'em on whenever I sit down to read the paper

Can't explain the way they seem to work like magic

I put 'em on to keep it positive

Don't mean to tell you how to feel

But I'm a firm believer in the power of the plastic

Positive plastic

[Chorus 1]

In my pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather

For $9.99, I'm perfectly disguised

When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes

In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

[Verse 2]

I was looking for some tortoise shells

But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras

Tried 'em on and suddenly, it occurred to me

That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous

In the checkout line, don't I look good?

[Chorus 1]

In my pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather

For $9.99, I'm perfectly disguised

When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes

In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

[Bridge]

I could leave 'em on a beach, at a bar, on the boat

But they always reappear in the pocket of my coat

I can't find 'em, they always find me

[Chorus 2]

My pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather

For $9.99, I'm completely polarized

Sometimes, I accidentally go to bed at night

In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

[Outro]

Pink sunglasses

In my pink sunglasses

Pink sunglasses