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Bert's Theme

Release date: 21st August 2000

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"Bert's Theme" is a track by Monaco, from the album Monaco, released 21st August 2000. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 7 articles about Monaco.

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Monaco

Monaco

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Bert's Theme

Underneath the stars. When I saw your

Face. Like the sun it disappears each day

Nothing in the world could ever. Help me

Through each night. On my own I'll dream

My life away

And you do something beautiful. Touches

Me inside. Takes me up to paradise. And

There's no place. I can hide. You did

Something beautiful and I love you till I die

Brighter than the sun. Higher than the

Clouds. My imagination's running wild

Could this be an exploration. Or my

Change of view. Does a love grow stronger everyday

Then you do something beautiful. Touches

Me inside. Takes me up to paradise. And

There's no place I can hide. You did

Something beautiful and I'll love you till you die

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21st August 2000
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2000
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