Dog Food

I'm hanging around that same old scene

My girlfriend Betsy, she's just fourteen

There's nothing better for me to do

I'm living on dog food

Dog food is so good for you

It makes you strong and clever too

Dog food is a current craze

Eat some every day

I chew up my 'Sunday Mirror'

I read about the rich I fear

Dog food is my whole life

Dog food composes my wife

Yum, yum, yum

Woof, woof, woof

Arf, arf