Alsatian Cousin

[Verse 1]

Were you and he lovers?

And would you say so if you were?

On a forecourt, on a Friday

Passing my way

[Verse 2]

Were you and he lovers?

And if you were, then say that you were

On a groundsheet, under canvas

With your tent-flap open wide

[Verse 3]

A note upon his desk:

"P.S. Bring me home and have me!"

Leather elbows on a tweed coat

Oh, is that the best you can do?

[Verse 4]

So came his reply:

"...but on the desk is where I want you!"

So I ask, even though I know

Were you and he lovers?