Roy's Keen

(Go on!)

He's romancing you

And chancing his arm

He'll be here

Smiling on time

He's romancing you

And chancing his arm

He'll be here

Smiling on time

Roy's keen oh Roy's keen

Roy's keen oh Roy's keen

We've never seen a keener window-cleaner

Back up the ladder

Into each corner

Dunking the chamois

Just think of the goodwill

The ladder's a planet

Roy is a star, and

I am a satellite

(But that's alright)

He can hold a smile for as long

As you require (even longer)

He can hold a smile for as long

As you require (even longer)

Roy's keen oh Roy's keen

Roy's keen oh Roy's keen

We've never seen a

Keener window-cleaner

Back up the ladder

Into each corner

Dunking the chamois

Just think of the goodwill

The ladder's a planet

Roy is a star, and

I am a satellite

I will be set alight

Don't say you'll hold it steady

Then you let it go

Don't say you'll hold it steady

Then you let it go

Oh...

You're up the ladder

Into each corner

Foot in a bucket

We trust you to wreck it

Even when it's under your nose

Well, you just can't

See it, can you?

Well, it's here

Right under your nose

And you just can't

See it, can you?