Striptease With A Difference

Bending the rules of a late night card game

Where the loser removes an item of clothing

You're dreading each deal, so urgent and grave

Have a shufty over your shoulder

Well, it’s a shady game

And I want to lose

Please, let me lose

Oh, please, let me lose

It's nothing to you, it's nothing to you

This reshuffled pack brings back the sick curse of luck

Because the Ace in my hand is such a shock

Exchanging King for your Two while you’re out of the room

Have a shufty over your shoulder

Well, all the same, it's a shady game

I want to lose

Oh, please let me lose

Oh, Please let me lose

It's nothing to you

It's nothing to you

I'm cutting this Queen

Well, this six is chewed

You're all undisguised

I'm stuck on shoes

So, have you ever met a bad winner?

"Well how do you do?"

Jack!

Ace!

Queen!

King!

No!

No-no...

No-no...

No-no...

No...

No...

No...

They won't let me lose

I’m bending the rules of a late night card game