Blessing

Oh Lord, who art on high

Who has made the blades of grass

And the little tiny things that creep therein

That hath made the cricked bats

Who has made hankies

And who has made

All things

Bless thou, these people from Motörhead

That they may so verily endow the people of this planet

With pleasure and enjoyment

That yea, they may verily increase fourfold

Their already large sums of loot

And enable them here in this life

To purchase maybe one other pair of trousers each

Oh Lord, thou who has seen the trouserless

And had compassion, look down upon them

Thank You