Horticulturist

[Hook]

My Yoshi Swiss Blue Cheese is worth more than 3 Grand

If you wanna come and try and take my Cheese fam (Try It)

I just citizen's arrest the fucking Police man

Tie 'em in the back and then set Fire to the Police van. (WOW)

I'm a Horticulturist, I love my weed fam (I Love It)

I get my seeds and, clones from a Greek man. (HA)

It's grown organically I never do no cheap scams

And if you try and rob me I will break both your knees fam

(Wunsen)

[Verse 1]

My Lemon buds are from Netherlands

And they're grown with natural elements

Organics it's expensive

And you'll wonder why I'm not generous

But I'm not malevolent

Or manipulative like Presidents

My Cheese and Lemon is venomous

And it's causing speech impediments

I speak with relevance

And I'm deep like quantum elements

That's evidence of intelligence

And I'm giving them lyrical elegance

I'm deep, no hesitance

Stick weed in trunks like elephants

Smoke DMT and weed in one spliff

When I'm conducting experiments

My Lemon Haze is from Devon ways

And it's harvest time in 11 days

It's powerful like a weapon sprays

And trust me you'll be well amazed (Don't listen)

Let me just demonstrate

Smoke Lemon Haze and then celebrate

I meditate and regenerate

And then elevate up to Heaven's gate

I'm a god with a pen and papes

Accelerate and then penetrate

I'll desecrate and I'll devastate

Any heavy weight I don't delegate (Hey dickhead)

Run, go tell a mate

My lemon is sticky like sellotape

I'm punctual, I'm never late

'Cause I teleport and I levitate

[Bridge]

When I die don't cry for me

'Cause I'll be in the next dimension

Have fun and get high for me

Just lead your life in the right direction

Ascension's right for me

And my third eye opens like dissection

And it's always nice to see

That vegetation in my Section

[Hook]

My Yoshi Swiss Blue Cheese is worth more than 3 Grand

If you wanna come and try and take my Cheese fam. (Try It)

I just citizen's arrest the fucking police man

Tie 'em in the back and then set fire to the Police van. (WOW)

I'm a Horticulturist, I love my Weed fam. (I Love It)

I get my seeds and, clones from a Greek man. (HA)

It's grown organically I never do no cheap scams

And if you try and rob me I will break both your knees fam!

(Wunsen)

[Verse 2]

My Grapefruit is from Beirut

It's imported and then sorted

Into bags and then sold to make loot

There's no escape route

I just rolled a great zoot

Could'a been Cheese or Widow

Or could'a been shiver tangerine dream or

Could'a been Psychosis or K2

My number's oh double seven

Nine one four

Five six eight two

I'm giving them great news

I'm giving them Lemon and Grapefruit

Take 1, take 2, you can even have a taste too

But be careful 'cause my weed is powerful

It might make your mate spew

Wow, that's so sick

2 twenties, I don't do no tick

And if you piss me off

Its £250, you'll be like "Oh shit"

And you don't know shit

But be careful 'cause my weed is powerful

Just like a goal-kick

And if you don't notice

My lemon cheese is Nepalese

And my squidgy black is Lebanese

I'm intelligent, no special-needs

I specialise in these remedies

Herbal recipes and

Natural healing energies

I'm healing evil memories

So kilos, I'll take 10 of these

[Bridge]

When I die don't cry for me

'Cause I'll be in the next dimension

Have fun and get high for me

Just lead your life in the right direction

Ascension's right for me

And my third eye opens like dissection

And it's always nice to see

That vegetation in my section