Hard-On for War

Can't you hear the little girls asking

"Daddy, where have all the little boys gone?"

The little girls they ask me

"Daddy, where have all the little boys gone?"

They don't tease us in the classroom

And they don't feed us at the mall

The little boys are fighting, they have left us all behind

The little boys are dying to preserve our way of life

It's our patriotic duty to make sweet love tonight

C'mon, little girl

See, these lonely, lonesome ladies they don't ignore me any more

All these lonely, lonely ladies knock knocking on my door

I'm the only game in town and it's so easy to score

Now I know why dirty old men are always pushing for war

Now I know why dirty old men are always pushing for war

I've become a dirty old man with a hard on for war