Into Yer Shtik

[Part 1]

[Verse 1]

You're so tormented

Demented, indebted

To all the assholes just like you

Who've come and gone before you

Predictable, just plain dull

Why don't you

Blow your brains out, too?

[Refrain]

You're so into your shtick

[Verse 2]

You're so hounded

Ungrounded, surrounded

By scum sucking leeches

Who will shovel your shit

Sweep your dessert

Both before and after it

Feed your ego, they never tell you no

All of you make me sick

[Refrain]

You're so into your shtick

[Outro]

And they're all into your shtick

[Part 2]

[Verse 1]

Well, Mitchell's got a new girl

She's nineteen, Hollywood model

Star of the screen, she's up here

To support the scene

It's all part of his rock and roll fantasy

[Verse 2]

Stan was at the bar with bandaged hands

They tried to dry him out and he got mad

Cut his fist, punching hospital glass

Made his myth

Now he's trapped

[Verse 3]

Susie's just a girl who's doing her job

That came to New York and wanted a car

Working with the management to the stars

Kissing ass is a part of her job

[Verse 4]

It's part of her job

Yeah, it's part of her job

Oh, she loves her job

What the hell?

She does it so well

[Outro]

I'm not perfect

I've lived a life of mistakes

I'm not perfect

There's one thing I can't take

You are into your shtick

You're so into your shtick

And they're so into your shtick

Fuck you, you make me sick