Take It Like a Man

When the big picture makes you feel small

And your good friends are good for nothing at all

Don't pretend that it's not your fault

You gotta take it like a man

When you lash out against society

And your cell-mate says, "You belong to me"

Take it like a man

You gotta take it like a man

Take it like a man

And find yourself in penetentiary

When you can't make your prick get hard

Once you realize that you're not in charge

It makes your codpiece feel a little too large

You gotta fake it like a man

Fake it like a man

When your big-ass truck keeps on breaking down

You wanna holler but you can't make a sound

And your big-barreled gun misfires every round

Take it like a manYou gotta take it like a man