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Mustard Service – I'm An Idiot (2025) | Track profile | Dork

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Vice City Magic
I'm An Idiot

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Mustard Service

I'm An Idiot

Release date: 2025

From Vice City Magic

Track 6

2:20

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"I'm An Idiot" is a track by Mustard Service, from the album Vice City Magic, released 2025. The track is 2:20 long. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

I'm An Idiot

Looking like a fool again
Hope is just a tool for falling in
The prettiest refrain, my friend
I'll chase you to the moon and back again
But anything you need this bad
Can kill you like a quick-stop heart attack
And even if you planned it, I didn't understand it
You had it in the middle of your hand, but

I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot

It's sad to say I want it back
The music to my quick-stop heart attack
I think I might have got it, a little bit psychotic
Neurotic, a little idiotic

I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot

Just remember, I was here when you
When you had a booger wall and zero dollars

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Track details

From Vice City Magic

2:202025

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Album

Vice City Magic

Mustard Service

Track number

6

Release year

2025

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3:44
2Big Time
3:49
3Conversation Overtime
3:15
4Going Nowhere
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