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Mustard Service – (Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance | Track profile | Dork

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Mustard Service
Variety Pack
(Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance

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Mustard Service

(Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance

From Variety Pack2:50

Alternative Music Indie Rock

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About This Track

"(Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance" is a track by Mustard Service, from the album Variety Pack. The track is 2:50 long. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

(Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance

Smokey's annoying me now
What does he want this time? (This time)
Let's find (let's find) his bread (his bread) and wine (ah)
Meow all you want
Sing a song, I'm not giving a fuck tonight (tonight)
Is mine (is mine), I'll take (I'll take) my time (ah)

Oh, your cat don't stand a chance
Your cat don't stand a chance

This cat don't stand a chance
This cat don't stand a chance

Don't be so coy with this boy
I'm not messing around again (again)
My friend (my friend), just let (just let) me in (ah)
Oh, I don't know what it is
Come and give me a kiss, my son (my son)
My light (my light), my day (my day), and night (ah)

Oh, your cat don't stand a chance
Your cat don't stand a chance

No, your cat don't stand a chance
Your cat don't stand a chance
(Don't stand a chance, don't stand a chance)
(Don't stand a chance, don't stand a chance)
(Don't stand a chance)
Your cat don't stand a chance (don't stand a chance)
Your cat don't stand a chance (don't stand a chance)
(This cat don't stand a chance)
(Don't stand a chance, this cat don't stand a chance)

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Track details

From Variety Pack

2:50

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Album

Mustard Service

4th August 2023

1Late Night Drive
3:55
2Larkin's Parkin'
3:03
3The Dominoes
2:13
4Backburn
3:21
5(Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance
2:50
6Frogs and Pansies
2:16
7Night in Tulum
3:22
8Alolé
2:23
9Baby It's Scary
3:49
10VCM (feat. ilikebloo)
3:58
11Song for Marco
1:27
12All or Nothing
2:50
13Bupkis
4:34
—(Your Cat) Don’t Stand a Chance
2:50
—The Dominoes
2:13
—Late Night Drive
3:55
—Backburn
3:21
—Night in Tulum
3:22
—Baby It's Scary
3:49
—Bupkis
4:34

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