Warthog Rhapsody

[TIMON]

Now if you want a role model

Of a life most blissfully led

Then look no further than Pumbaa here

Than this laid-back quadruped

[PUMBAA]

Relaxation's the name of the game

Be cool and be thick-skinned

Let my lifestyle be your reference frame

[TIMON]

As long as you stand upwind

[TIMON & PUMBAA]

Your guide must be

This rhapsody

[PUMBAA]

I gets up when I like

[TIMON]

He's got it all worked out

[PUMBAA]

I plan the day ahead

[TIMON]

He's got it all worked out

[PUMBAA]

When inspiration strikes

[TIMON]

He's got it all worked out

[PUMBAA]

I go right back to bed

[TIMON]

He's got it all worked out

But though he may not be one of nature's dynamos

His mind is on the ball and far from comatose

Don't dismiss the warthog philosophy

Take it from he, he's got it all worked out

[PUMBAA]

Take it from me

[TIMON]

He's got it all worked out

[PUMBAA, spoken]

I'm starved!

[SIMBA, spoken]

Me too! What's for lunch?

[TIMON, spoken]

Glad ya asked, kid!

Should we tell him, Pumbaa?

[PUMBAA, spoken]

Uh-huh!

[TIMON, spoken]

Now listen to this!

This is the important part!

[TIMON]

Now who wants to be a hunter?

Chasin' food all over the place

[PUMBAA]

More often than not, ha, it gets away

[TIMON]

Who needs the thrill of the chase?

[PUMBAA]

Why move mountains to get your chow?

When you only need to move a log

[TIMON]

Make it your dietary resolve from now

To eat like the old warthog

[TIMON]

Regarding food

[PUMBAA, spoken]

Mm, mm

[TIMON]

His attitude

[PUMBAA, spoken]

Brr

[TIMON]

Is bugs for every meal

[PUMBAA]

I got it all worked out

[TIMON]

So full of vitamins

[PUMBAA]

I got it all worked out

[TIMON]

No need to cook or peel

[PUMBAA]

I got it all worked out

[TIMON]

He eats 'em in their skins

[PUMBAA]

I got it all worked out

[TIMON & PUMBAA]

They're delectable, available, the perfect snack

They ain't endangered species and they don't fight back

[TIMON]

Don't dismiss the warthog gastronomy

Take it from he

[PUMBAA]

Take it from me

[TIMON]

Take it from he

He's got it all worked out

[TIMON, spoken]

Come on, kid!

It's now or never!

Hit it, Pumbaa!

[TIMON & PUMBAA]

So remember when you see us starin' into space

We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place

Don't resist the warthog mentality

[TIMON]

Take it from he

[PUMBAA]

Take it from me

[TIMON]

Take it from he

[PUMBAA]

Take it from we

[TIMON & PUMBAA]

We've got it all worked out