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boarded the plane by Niko B

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Niko B

boarded the plane

Release date: 23rd May 2024

From dog eat dog food worldTrack 43:11
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"boarded the plane" is a track by Niko B, from the album dog eat dog food world, released 23rd May 2024. The track is 3:11 long. It's filed under Hip-Hop/Rap. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 4 articles about Niko B.

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Niko B

Niko B

Lyrics

boarded the plane

Im face down on the floor
Its like 20 past 4
Im waiting for the knock at the door
I ordered food like 24 hours ago
Im not one to complain
The takeaway driver
Having one of those days
I just boarded the plane
Walked in the cockpit and stated my name
If you 2 pilots need help on this flight
Or a glass of wine
Im in row 9
I can't really fly
But you know ill give it a try
How hard could it be
Ive played GTA 3
Just keep shit 180 degrees
Im in a car not a cockpit
Ill use that logic
Got a gun and ill cock it
I got the shopkeeper hostage
Someone telling me to stop it
I woke up
What's this
Cash in my pocket
Got a thing in my wallet
A picture of you
And its kinda ironic
A trip to the tropics
Will do me quite well
I need somewhere exotic
While im on the topic
Nothing taste good
When you mix it with tonic
Whos this?
Calling my phone are you taking the piss?
I hate taking risks
But see that at this
I can sell and get rich
Ill break it to bits
Police just got in
They said don't move an inch
Ill break it to bits
Police just got in
They said don't move an inch
I just boarded the plane
Walked in the cockpit and stated my name
If you 2 pilots need help on this flight
Or a glass of wine
Im in row 9
I just boarded the plane
Walked in the cockpit and stated my name
If you 2 pilots need help on this flight
Or a glass of wine
Im in row 9

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From dog eat dog food world

3:112024
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Album
dog eat dog food world
dog eat dog food world
Niko B
24th May 2024
Track number
4
Release year
2024
  1. 1trespass coat (feat. dexter in the newsagent)
    3:28
  2. 2i've smoked weed 9 times and have had one good experience
    2:17
  3. 3ur a bundle of joy !
    3:02
  4. 4boarded the plane
    3:11
  5. 5tom did
    3:08
  6. 6miniclip
    2:40
  7. 7it's not litter if you bin it
    3:06
  8. 8i'm just a pretty face
    1:19
  9. 9dagenham to barking
    2:29
  10. 10what counts as fine?
    2:55
  11. 11forteen days
    1:23
  12. 12who's in designer
    3:32

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  • Niko B — i've smoked weed 9 times and have had one good experience (from dog eat dog food world) [2:17]
  • Niko B — who's in designer (from dog eat dog food world) [3:32]
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    2:55
  2. just call me
    3:12
  3. Spawn trap
    1:50
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    2:52
  7. dog eat dog food world
    dagenham to barkingdog eat dog food world
    2:29
  8. dog eat dog food world
    forteen daysdog eat dog food world
    1:23
  9. Hairclips
    3:05
  10. Cheerleader
    Hermes stockCheerleader
    1:07

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