boarded the plane

Im face down on the floor
Its like 20 past 4
Im waiting for the knock at the door
I ordered food like 24 hours ago
Im not one to complain
The takeaway driver
Having one of those days
I just boarded the plane
Walked in the cockpit and stated my name
If you 2 pilots need help on this flight
Or a glass of wine
Im in row 9
I can't really fly
But you know ill give it a try
How hard could it be
Ive played GTA 3
Just keep shit 180 degrees
Im in a car not a cockpit
Ill use that logic
Got a gun and ill cock it
I got the shopkeeper hostage
Someone telling me to stop it
I woke up
What's this
Cash in my pocket
Got a thing in my wallet
A picture of you
And its kinda ironic
A trip to the tropics
Will do me quite well
I need somewhere exotic
While im on the topic
Nothing taste good
When you mix it with tonic
Whos this?
Calling my phone are you taking the piss?
I hate taking risks
But see that at this
I can sell and get rich
Ill break it to bits
Police just got in
They said don't move an inch
Ill break it to bits
Police just got in
They said don't move an inch
I just boarded the plane
Walked in the cockpit and stated my name
If you 2 pilots need help on this flight
Or a glass of wine
Im in row 9
I just boarded the plane
Walked in the cockpit and stated my name
If you 2 pilots need help on this flight
Or a glass of wine
Im in row 9