tom did

40p for a canned drink
Roundoff to the back flip
If you wanna match this
Then ill give you a mad tip
I wrote 12 page guide then I hid in the attic
Im up to my mad tricks
Ill do a magic trick with a matchstick
And im expecting a grand tip
I went slow in a fast car
Im on taskmaster
Tryna know what the tasks are
Im sat in class bar
Its like a shooting star
The way I threw my glass far
Its like a shooting star
The way I threw my glass far
Who wants it?
Someone took my match attax and I greeted them with a drop kick
I bought a size 3 football n then lost it
I saw an open door n said watch this
N I walked in
They said who's that
That just walked in
I said tom did
Im 2 hours late to the call
Im sorry
I spent 2 hours staring at the wall
Im fine now
Did you find out
How to put those slits in my eyebrows
I bought a vintage golf just to drive round
And its been sat in my drive for time now
Im an optimistic kid
Whos got a rolex that dont fit
But even if it did
Id wear it out and it'd get nicked
I bought a Daim bar for a quid
I dont mind them but they'd never be my first pick
Who wants it?
Someone took my match attax and I greeted them with a drop kick
I bought a size 3 football n then lost it
I saw an open door n said watch this
N I walked in
They said who's that
That just walked in
I said tom did