Mapside Story

[Chorus: Lava La Rue, Nige]

West side of the River Thames

We like to keep it naughty

Come on, come on

From Kilburn High to Littlefair

They're hardly saying 'Oh Please'

Woo

Aha

West side of the River Thames

We like to keep it naughty

Oh, eh

[?] for the Ten (Eh, eh, oh)

The kids are very naughty (Ha, ha, ha)

Ow!

(Ahem)

[Refrain: Nige]

Alright

See sometimes things aren't quite as they seem

Nice street, nice folk

But you don't see the smokers lining up 'round the corner

Queuing for their two-one-two

Normal neighbourhood

But all of a sudden my schoolmates are pushing prams

Well someone's been bagged

Gone and done a nasty scam

Burned out fans

See its not all quite what it seems

I used to bash heads as a young man

Now I serve Posta tea to local nans

Do shows when I can

So don't take life for a simple black-and-white affair

Think you know left from right

Turns out you don't know what's where

Used to fancy her like mad, now she's looking like a Mayor

I used to rate my man, and now he does spice on the stairs

What a sorry affair

So I don't really know my ass from my elbow half the time

I keep my head down and live the life I wanna lead

But for all the monotony and tedium you see in your day-to-day

Just know, it's not quite what it seems

[Chorus: Lava La Rue]

West side of the River Thames

We like to keep it naughty

Come on, come on

From Kilburn High to Littlefair

They're hardly saying 'Oh Please'

Woo

Aha

West side of the River Thames

We like to keep it naughty

Oh, eh

[?] for the Ten

The kids are very naughty

Ow!